The Theory of the Carpark of Life

We are all driving around this damn big carpark looking for a parking lot....

Then when you see an empty parking lot from far you drive towards it and hope that someone doesn't steal your lot in the meantime....

When u reach the lot, got 2 ways to park.
1st way is to just chiong head first into the parking lot.
2nd way is to position your car properly, turn on hazard light and then slowly gostan into the lot and try not to buang your car/the car next to you.

Sometimes arh, you see a damn nice parking lot. But basket someone already park there liao. So u turn on hazard light and wait there and hope that whoever is parking there will leave soon..... but sometimes u can wait and wait and still no one come....

But even after you park the car, you must remember to put parking coupon. Cos if u don't put coupon the parking auntie will come and give u summon. Then you will be damn pissed...
Then horh, sometimes even worse. Like if you got no season parking then you go park the red colour lot the traffic police will come and clamp your car wheel. Or worse still they will tow your car away to the police station. Then u can really suck thumb liao..

Then arh, got some people after they park their car liao, they realise that they don't like that lot!(maybe because must walk damn far) So they get back into their car and they go look for another space(maybe they see got better space from far). Then some other guy will be damn happy cos now he got space to park liao...

Sometimes arh.... you see a damn nice parking lot. But basket it's parrallel parking. So if you not skillful enuff harh.... you will buang or scratch your car while parking. Then you really hoh seh liao....

The thing is arh.... you cannot drive around the carpark for too long. Cos sekali u drive until no more petrol liao, then the car cannot move. Then u see some nice parking lot also cannot park liao....

So sometimes, got people wait until damn TL, so they just pay money for valet parking. Nevamind what type of lot.... just park the damn car for me can liao.....

But at the end of the day.... you must remember..... Parking is always damn expensive!!(esp those in orchard road or downtown)