Saving the World during Toilet Breaks!

I've had this nagging feeling that maybe just maybe females are the reason why this world hasnt descended into a hive of scum and villany. What is that you say? Impossible? I beg to differ! Have you ever wondered why females always go to the toilet in groups? And when they do go they seem to take like forever? And hey, I see the logic in that, crimefighting aint easy, it takes lots of time and an extra pair of eyes, arms and another deadly handbag is definately an added bonus against the forces of evil. Scoff and laugh at this if you may, but I offer irrefutable proof that our girls are actually secret heroines in disguise. Just yesterday as this intrepid reporter was leaving the med lib, he spied a lone female standing guard over what appeared to be innocent looking handbags. When questioned as to the whereabouts of her compatriots this answer was given "Oh they went to the toilet". Dubious indeed considering the female toilet in the medicine library has only 2 cubicles, far too few to account for the 5 missing girls. So what were they really doing? With their handbags of mass destruction left behind, clearly they were not doing battle against some terrible force of evil. Thus this reporter surmises they were probably out doing charitable work in some third world country. To the defenders of peace and justice I salute you!

*Note: This was done in a moment of boredom and does not truly reflect the authors opinions. Please do not use handbags of mass destruction on this author because he does not have life insurance*