You can't always get what you want

Well it's a weekday night, and sadly enuff, i'm still typing this from home..... seems like OSA has some kind of vendetta against me..... when i applied for hostel last year they already screwed me over once.... and this year.... well seeems like they're they still can't get no satisfaction...

Its kind of like everytime you go to the vending machine to buy a drink some mechanical arm pops out instead and shoves a phalic object up your arse....

But seriously speaking, i think the noise in the LT is getting from bad to worse. I think some people seem to have some kind of weird neurological problem where by if they stop speaking for 10 seconds the respiratory centre in the hypothalamus will stop firing out impulses to the intercoastal muscles and diaphragm, resulting in respiratory distress..........

I think what we need are chairs that spank you when you talk to loudly...... after all we've got 200 million bucks right? Such technology shouldn't be a problem..... of cos there'll probably be a lot of people that will make noise just for the sake of it then..... hehe.....

But anyway i was talking cock wif my bros recently, and we've realised that guys are actually a lot like the cells inside us. No not the haploid ones with tails...... i meant the immunity cells.....

So for now lets just pretend girls are antigens/pathogens.... but now that i think about it girls actually do cause many pathogenic effects on guys.... like angina pectoralis for one hahaha.....

Innate Immunity
These cells are non specific. The moment they see a foreign body they will just whack. Doesn't matter what type. All also can. Should be renamed the chee hong cells. Be especially carefull of the neutrophils, who are 1st to arrive when there is a new antigen......

Adaptive immunity
These cells require prior exposure to the antigen before they can attach to it. However, once sensitised confers lifelong immunity. However like all things in nature it is not perfect. Prolonged exposure may induce tolerance and T-cell may no longer attach itself to the antigen anymore.......

Antigen Presenting Cell
Reacts with the antigen and thus opsonises it. APC then presents the antigen to a lymphocyte. Should be renamed the Zhuo Hong Ren/Matchmaking cell......

Plasma Cell
Activated B cell. Forms incredible amounts of antibodies which it thus releases in massive amonts to attack all the antigens for which it is specific for. Could be renamed the super mega chee hong carpet bomber cell....

Natural Killer Cell
Incredibly smoooooth cell. Can react with almost all foreign cells. Has some form of inborn talent when it comes to killing pathogens. A tall dark muscular one currently seats in the middle part of LT28 near the left side...

Superantigen
Induces massive immunity reaction. Every bloody lymphocyte and leucocyte also wants to attach to it....... wonder who fits this description haha........


There's a lot more crap..... but its late and i need to go kun liao.......