Monday, July 17, 2006

Orientacion Medness! (whatever that means)


Hey! Its just a couple of more hours to Medicamp and am I feeling excited? Hardly! Vhy? You might ask, well, its just because we did too much planning and we know how the thing will be runned! Yes, I'm posting this shit cause we won't be posting much stuff till the end of the camp! Woo!

Right, after requests from Liyana, we manage to come up with some crap article that is to be published in the orientation booklet. A big welcome to all the M1s and if you are reading this article right now, you should know one thing: Never come back to this page again because its hazardous, perverted, highly random, never updated(ok, I'm updating now), a waste of time, and a lot more reasons that you should never read this blog again.

Below is whats written in the booklet and read it at your own risk:

A little bit of history….

It was many years back when these things happened:

On a fateful Friday afternoon in the summer of 1994, Tuck was playing basketball at a court near his house. Just as he was about to throw the ball, a bolt of lightning struck him for a split second. What happened was strange, he stood on the same spot unaffected and in the years to come, he claimed to posses the power of the lightning, running faster than the speed of light(without an increase in mass, some say a slight decrease) and could set things on fire with a single touch. But more importantly, he brought warmth to the people around him.

It was said that when Som was five, he fell into the sea when a strong wave hit the fishing boat he was in while on a holiday. Yet, he was miraculously found at the beaches of Sentosa 10 days later. It was said by his parents that he became emotionally and mentally unstable. But his mind flowed like the water, creating interesting concepts no one ever thought of. Most importantly, he could create jokes from thin air, bringing immense joy to the people around him.

Some say that almost everyone in the whole world knows him and that he even spoke to aliens before. It was said that since the day he was born, he could talk to anyone and anything around him. He could also bring peace to warring states if he wanted; and companionship to all who know him. A man of a few words, legend goes that when he speaks, a small part of him inside dies. All we know he is known as Bong.

Ah Pek was sadly knocked down by a car (something like a Tamiya) when he was ten and resulted in his body undergoing a process of premature ageing. (Something to do with the mitochondria, its seems he runs on gasoline rather than ATP) However, he could change his outlook whenever he wants. It is said that he goes around as a young person although he is 50 but no one knows what he did to save this world.

Yang was actually a reincarnation of a fallen Buddha (I never heard of one reincarnating, must have been a bad boy). No one knows of his history but is well recognised for his benevolence, kindness and loving nature. It is said that he has the ability to calm the hearts of the masses and his motto for life is, ‘For Love and Peace, but not for war’.

They were all heroes in their own way.

All we know today:

We think they are in YYLSM, suffering so we might live.

The mystery still remains, Who Are They?

TuckSomBong.blogspot.com

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