Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be this hard

You know, at greyhound races, they have this mechanical rabbit which the dogs chase around the track. The thing is that no matter how hard the dog runs, he never quite seems to be able to ever get it....

Kinda like a horse and a carrot on a stick... no matter how hard the horse gallops, the carrot will always be a few feet from it....

Perhaps some things are just not meant to be...

But on another note... why the hell do they bother listing malaise as a sypmtom for viral infections? I mean malaise just means generally not feeling well, which means that every damn patient that steps into your consultation room is gonna have it...

Unless you some how get a patient like this..

Doctor: So how are we today?

Patient: Well ive been having high fever and sore throat for the past few days, and i have this incredibly itchy rash all over my body, but other then that, i feel absolutely GREAT!!!

right.....