The day about Shoppin

One day, 3 geniuses sat down around a table and started discussing about their sad life. Guess who these 3 geniuses are? They are no other than TUCK, SOM, BONG! Half way though the conversation, TUCK suddenly sat up and shouted, ‘Eureka’ (no worries, we weren’t in a pool pub and no water wasn’t overflowing and no TUCK wasn’t naked and there were no tents, no mountain, no campfire, and there are 3 of us. )

Tuck: I might have found the reason why gals like to shop sooooooo much! It must be because of a hormone or a regulating factor

Bong: What could it be? Their behaviour seems sooooo compulsive and it seems to affect them in so many ways, but sometimes they are sooo against shopping. Must be due to some stress, amount of money they have and some other reasons

Som: I think we should give the hormone a name and work from there, why not we call it ShopaNova? Since it gives them such a humongous temptation just to start shopping?

Bong: Should end it with like ‘in’, why not we call it Shoppin?

Tuck and Som: Right!

(This scene shows something, guys come to a decision fast unlike our fickle minded derivatives of man or males = woman, female. Or you could say…simple minded are we? haha)

Bong: Shoppin Releasing Hormone, positive feedback mechanisms

Som: I think its controlled by a inhibiting hormone, you know, its like you remove the inhibition, then retail madness starts man and they go savage man…preying on those items in the shopping mall. I think it causes a disease too man..its called ‘Shopping Complex’ it gives a multitude of problems both physically and psychologically. We should get some of these gals and cut their pituitary stalk and check it out man..see if its really from the hypothalamus shopping centre! And perhaps its released from the pars intermedialis?!!! Incredible isn’t it?

Tuck: Right right… (Amazed at how his discovery made such progress in a short while)

Bong: We should refine this postulation fast and then publish it so we can WIN A NOBEL PRICE!

Som: Yeah..like those biochem tutors we have..always talking bout NOBEL PRICE! Woo..dreaming day and night that they will be winning one..guess we won’t hafta make a disease for that..cuz they already have it..its called psychosis. HAHA

End…we will keep you buggers updated about our research, if you people think why I said soooo much in the coversation, its because I made up some of it. And since its my post, I'll make myself look smarter..although I'm the most stupid one among all my peers! And thats true!! HAHA...Shit..I'm proud of it..

Actually we have some early observations by tagging Brenda, Fiona and Serene around Suntec yesterday... Good aren't we? HAHA.. You gals ROCK! Don't worries...your pituitary glands are safe in your sella turcicas. Can take a MRI to confirm it... No guarantees..
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Informal Disclaimer!! Please read!!
If some of you are unhappy with how I use some terms..just tell me man..especially psychosis…to all those people who have psychosis, I hope you all don’t take things too hard. We are trying to have some fun here.