I'm not crazy i'm just a little unwell

I dunno how pouplar it is in SG, but apparently overseas in the ang moh countries, people have a habit/tradition of taping down their wife giving birth. I mean the gift of life is a wonderful thing and all, but 20yrs down the road do people really want to look at a screaming woman undergoing an extremely painful sounding event?

And can you imagine what kind of effect the video might have on the kid 1o plus yrs down the road?

Father: Hey son, it's your 12th birthday today and we've got a surprise for you!!

*pops tape into VCR*

*video of screaming woman in an OT*

Son: OMG!! Isn't that mummy??? And what's that coming out from b/w her legs??!??!!

Father: Thats you son!

Son:OMG you mean i came out from there?!?? i tot u said the stork delivered me??? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!..........................

*sound of glass breaking*


And also here's a damn lame joke courtesy of the superspreader WY

Qns:A polar bear was fishing when he fell into the water. What happened to the polar bear?
Ans: He dissolved becos he was polar........

*angina pectoris*