And the Mad shall walk the earth again

Well well it's been a long time since ive posted anything.... so long in fact that i actually forgot my damn password to my blogger account haha...

But anyway there was this talk in NUS on tuesday for m3 students, where they played some video done by some American college students telling you to well.... basically... don't kill yourself?
And in these video they featured some people who has attemlted suicide and well.... failed....(duh if they suceeded they wont talking would they?) And these people were like saying how failing to kill themselves had reformed them and made them feel new and capable and not lost.....

Well i'm not an advocate of suicide(or euthenasia for that matter) but how does failing to kill yourself suddenly make the whole world better again??? In fact now failing suicide just makes you suck at ONE MORE THING in life.... can you imagine if they had like support groups for people who attempted suicide?

Man:Well my name is John and i tried to kill myself...

Facilitator:Well John would you like to share more with us?

Man:Well i tried to kill myself by overdosing on sleeping pills.... but turned out my wife was just using the empty dormicum bottle to store her vitamins...

*Rest of support group trying to suppress laughter*

Man:F**k i should have just jumped off a cliff back then


But anyway if you really had to do it would there be a "best" method? Well i wouldn't really know about that but i guess jumping in front of MRTs and off HDBs are kinda passe.... so if you really wanted to make front page you would need more...... innovative methods....

But anyway while taking the train today with my cg buddy in a momemt of morbidity we started talking about painless way to go.... and she said that the most painless way is to do the "Car and carbon monoxide method", but i still think overdosing on general anathsesia sounds more painless.....

But speaking of which have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the "Phantom of the OT"?

Fun Things to do as the resident haunting ghost of an Operating Theatre

1)Breathe down the neck of the surgeon as he operates and watch as he goes mad slowly

2)Make lewd inappropriate running commentaries during the op like "OMG look at that bowel! Its so friable!! You're gonna perforate it...... woooo........"

3)Take the diathermy grounding pad and secretly paste it on the surgeon when he's not looking and watch his expression when he tries to buzz.....

4)Play with the hydraulic table during the op

5)After the surgeons have scrubbed in push their hands against the wall and go "Oops.... not sterile anymore are we?"

6)Diathermy weird messages onto the patient like "MOT5 ghost was here"

See i think that it would wayy much better to be an OT ghost rather than the resident ghost of some weirdass dilapidated house in the middle of some forest. I mean the ghost of some dilapidated house only gets to screw around with some dumb kids who wander in every once in a while and the only thing you can do is randomly slam some doors or windows and make the floorboards creek... while as an OT ghost you get all these toys!!! And plus if you're like some chee hong ghost you get to have creeps scrub nurses in your OT everyday....

Ok thats enuff morbid thoughts for one day.... b4 people start reading between the lines too much and i start getting weird sms like "DONT DO IT!! Theres always another way out!!"

but anyway heres some awesomely f**kingly funny video

Charlie and the Candy Mountain