How time changes everything................

The Original:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

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The new versions...

Pessimist:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
If she ever comes back,
ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time,
forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...

Lawyers:
If you love someone,Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the secondamendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Biologist :
If you love someone,Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Over possessive person:
If you love someone,
don't set her free.

Psychologist:
If you love someone,set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Leonard:
If you love someone,set her free
If she doesn't come back blow her up to bits!
muahaha.....

TuckSomBong:
If you love someone,set her free
If she doesn't come back...
Ask the Abu Nene go catch her!!!