Teh wah ji orh orh chi peng(that's come to the dark side in hokkien btw...)

Lol seems like my 2 brudders have started a blog war..... on the same blog!! wah not bad man..... ok lah this is good stuff man.... now i'll have more crap to read liao haha.....

You know, most girls always act damn innocent one..... but seriously i think most of them are like damn corrupted one, especially girls from single-sex secondary schools.....
Like today i was talking to Serene.... then i was like telling her about Sua-Song-Nem(thats french for 69 btw), then she was like wondering about why the number 69 for a while.... then after that she started laughing like mad... tsk tsk RGS girls...... haiyahz.......

I seriously think like at least 70% of girls above 18 have all seen porn before at least once man.... i mean come on lah.... im sure there must have been at least once where you give in to curiousity man... and like nowadays with the internet its so easy....

Then i also seriously think its not good to be too innocent lah.... then especially if you're like gonna be a doctor next time.... you will see all kinds of weird kinky shit one man.... like for example you will see people coming into the A&E department with all kinds of weird phallic objects shoved up all the different holes you can imagine.....

Then if the girl is too innocent its like guys might try to take advantage of her lorh..... sometimes i really think it's good for girls to know some basic self defense... or better still.... carry around a can of mace or pepper spray with them...

And why issit that during those self defense classes for women they always teach the girls to go for the guys nuts? Ok lah i noe its the most vulnerable place in a man.... and hitting that place with all your might will probably drive your assailant to the ground from the sheer pain AND referred pain from his jewels...

But come on man im sure we guys noe how vulnerable we are there man..... its like 2 little organs just dangling outside.... just protected by a thin layer of wrinkly skin(ok i noe there are 3 layers of fascia but lets just keep that aside for now shall we=p)
Then you know the other organ that lies anterior to the testes.... now that organ really reminds you how vulnerable you are down there man.... it moves, it has a mind of its own...... ermm ok too much info haha

So unless your assailant has got groin abrasion and he's moving towards you with his legs split apart i don't think its gonna be that easy to hit him there...and im pretty sure the guy will prob noe that the 1st place you gonna go for is there man.... guys are always constantly being reminded about how vulnerable they are down there... esp if its their bdae;p

Haha ok shit now all you peeps noe what a sick perverted person i am..... oh well i guess its gonna happen sooner or later so we might as well get it over with^_^