What can change the nature of a Man?

lol seems like the blog has been stagnating over the past week..... i think everyone must be like damn stressed from the CAs coming up soon.....

woo i finally found out why im like half gay..... was talking cock wif my mom this week when i found out that when she was carrying me.... she tot that i was going to be a girl!! Apparently only during one of the very late ultrasound scans did she find out that i was a guy....

So like for more then 2/3rds of the pregnency she tot i was gonna be a girl.... in fact she even prepared a female name for me! Since i was gonna be born in april my english name would be April.... and my chinese name was gonna be Wenshan.... so if i was a girl i would have been.......... April Loh Wenshan..... *shuddders*

Haha not that i have anything against the fairer sex but man...... i think giving birth is damn scary man..... not to mention painful.... i remember reading a book once that said the best analogy for a man to understand giving birth is imagining going to the toilet to pee and pissing out a sofa..... ouch..... I mean i love kids but man.... oh well thank goodness for painless C-sections nowadays...haha.....

(Note: well thx to Serene i now noe that post op c-section can be quite pain..... for 3 months! and oh no and im a c-section baby.... must love my mom more now haha...)

But then if i was a girl i wouldn't have to serve NS.... but then again if i didnt go thru NS i wouldnt have learnt all these useful stuff......

Top 10 useful tips i learnt from NS

10)Guys look damn cock in underwear and socks only

9)No matter how much and often u clean a room it will never be spotlessly clean

8)Eating toothpaste supposedly gives u fever

7)Black tape can solve all your problems

6)The best time to get someone to open up to you(eg: so that you can ask him about all his secrets) is at 1-2 am in the morning

5)You can actually use an iron (as in the iron u use for ironing clothes) to cook maggi mee...

4)Guys all moan almost exactly the same way when you shove something up their anal canal...

3)guys can satisfy a man just as well as girls
3)The world is your toilet

2)Talking cock is good for health

1)LL Suck Thumb

the gay part of me in action.....