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Haha as u can see i went to ECP wif my bros today.... and we ended up doing a podcast on my creative muvo!! lol used the damn recording function for the 1st time today.... but anyways im not going to be uploading this podcast.... cos its really full of crap and im not intersted in becoming as infamous as "tammy NYP"=p

Was having lunch with my mom at jacks place on sat when this guy wearing a singlet(with big arm holes somemore) entered and sat down at the table next to mine.(yes he was having a meal alone in a restaurant.... don't ask why...)

But well the thing about him was that.... even though his arms were fully adducted, you could still see numerous black tufts of armpit hair sticking out of his axillary region(for a better visualization just imagine taking a black mop and sticking in under your arm)

And there i was trying to have a meal..... i mean its like if i just laterally rotate my eyeball to the left by 30 degress my appetite would be instantly spoiled.....

And armpit hair isnt the worst man. There was one time i went swimming at bedok pool, there was this guy who swam past me, and man.... it was like he had a octupus in his swimming trunks. Its like his extremely long pubic hair was sticking out of his trunks, and when he swims through the water the wisps of hair move "gracefully" like the tentacles of an octupus....

I noe trimming your axillary and pubic hair is an extremely personnal choice, but seriously i dont see why the hell some people are so homophobic about it. Its like to them trimming axillary/pubic hair = GAY!!!!!.....

Its not homo-ish..... nor even metrosexual..... its called GOOD PERSONNAL HYGIENE.... heard of that before? I noe im not a girl but having an afro under your armpit or in your shorts doesnt equate to "rugged and sexy" for me man....

Ok enuff cock man.... better get back to guyton... maybe one day u peeps will get to hear a proper TuckSomBong Show Podcast....