The Chio, the Cute and the Chou

Well if you're reading the title that's our new moniker man..... yup i noe we're SBWs. Now what's SBW? It means slut-bitch-whore haha.... by the way in case you didn't noe the diff b/w a slut and a bitch here it is.

A slut sleeps with everyone
A bitch sleeps with everyone but you.

Ok i noe it sounds damn cock but i just sorta came up with it while chatting with my good friend leo. This is cos leo always says that he is the chio-est, so being the shameless slut that i am, i have to claim to be the cutest.... kawaii-neh!!=p And as for xy.... well he's just damn chou... but somehow he's also the only attached one among the 3 of us haha.....

Well i was chatting with an old army friend today whom i haven't talked to in a long time, and he asked me why i'm still unattached, so i told him that most of the girls in med were attached liao, and his reply was "aiyah steal lorh!!"

People always like to say, "All's fair in love and war". Incidentally people also like to say "Make Love not War!" which i totally agree in. Why would any guy want to hold a gun when a women could be playing with his??^_^

As Full Metal Jacket aptly puts it "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting this is for fun!"

As a medic it's very sad when people say that "All's fair in love and war". Because under the Geneva Convention, (Combat)Medics are supposedly protected by law and "according to the Geneva Convention, knowingly firing at a medic wearing clear insignia is a war crime."

Well the sad truth is that in an actual war, the medic is one of the 1st 3 people to die. So who are the other 2?

1)The Officer/Occifer --- elimination leads to breakdown in command, esp if the PS is CMI(good luck to leo and xy)
2)The Medic --- loss of the ONLY medical personnal in the platoon will lead to massive demoralisation(good luck to me)
3)The signaller/PC runner --- loss leads to communication breakdown(good luck to anyone with an antenna haha)

So as you can see the 3 of us are damn sway,but well i digress from my main topic, which is the "love" part haha. Well no matter how you put it, jio-ing a girl who is already attached is.... still unethical, regardless of what the dude is like. I mean some people claim to be liberating girls from lousy BFs but.......

Well if the relationship was already on the rocks, it would prob fall apart even without any intervention.....so.....

And it's even worse if you like noe the BF... cos well then it's just plain weird... can u imagine jioing you're best mate's char boh??

Its so wrong that......in fact its Badong....
BTW: Badong = Bad + Wrong = Badwrong..... Badong....

And well if you steal someon'es GF, wouldn't there be this nagging feeling at the back of your mind that if she was willing to leave someone for you, then leaving you for someone else wouldn't be an issue?

Just a thought haha.....