Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Morning Talkcock Gang

Today i am pleased to announce another new organisation within the m2 batch...... the Morning Talkcock Gang!! To be honest it was oringinally supposed to be named the morning talkcock club, but after much thought i realised that "Club" sounds very snobbish exclusive and elitist.... you noe.... like Country Clubs and their 40k per yr membership fees......

So the Morning Talkcock Gang(MTG) is gonna be a group by heartlanders, for heartlanders. Because we understand that sometimes people get sick of clubbing, and all you wanna do is go to the coffeeshop to drink beer;p

So unlike a certain elitist club filled with (mostly) good looking people, our MTG has no requirements or restrictions whatsoever. As the SG pledge says, "regardless of race languange or religion", we invite anyone(male or female or bi or gay) to come join us at our morning talkcock sessions at the canteen!! All we ask is that you be able to contribute more cock to our already briming pool of cock......

So now it is my pleasure to introduce to you our Towkay.... the ever shuai and smart dean's lister Ng Weixiang!!

Now the reason he is the Towkay is not because he is damn shuai, but mostly because he almost always comes the earliest in the morning and is the 1st to colonize the usual area at the canteen. Oh and also because he has chio-est councilee among all the regular morning cocktalkers=p

So come on down in the morning(abt 45mins b4 the 1st lecture), grab a cuppa kopi or teh and join us in our morning talkcock session! Cos as i always like to say..... ""talking cock is good for health" =)

In case you are afraid that you might not have a common topic to talk cock with, do not fret! Here at the MTG anything goes....... in fact here are some examples of common talkcock topics....

1) Japanese Vs European Cars?
2)How to contain and quarantine the superspreader WY
3)What are the different hand signs for undercutting
4)The proper way of Fire Movement
5)Leo's hey hey
6)WY's um um
7)Where to find good bak ku teh
8)Does size matter?
9)Are the m1s too muggerish??

So as you can see when i say talkcock i REALLY mean talk COCK, so i'm pretty sure anyone can chup in.....

In case you're wondering, no the MTG will not be setting up a common blog, simply becos its a TALKcock gang, not a TYPEcock gang..... so all cock will be verbal in format and over a cuppa of kopi/teh.....

So come on down and join us in the mornings and always remember.....

Talking cock is good for health=)

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