Oh no not more crap again

You noe, i've never really thought of fishing as a sport, but boy did my impression of fishing change when i realised that the Pasir Ris fishing pond next to my home actualy organises fishing competitions....

The interesting thing is not that there are like so many people milling around a pond waiting to see who can catch the biggest fish, but their announcer....

I mean this guy must have prob been a soccer comentator but somehow ended up commenting fishing competitions due to hard times.... of cos he's prob not very used to such a slow paced sport....

Good morning everyone! Welcome to our fishing competition on this bright sunny sunday morning! Allright is everybody ready? Ok on your marks, rdy, get set, CASTOFF!!

*sound of baits being flung into the pond*

*loooooong awkaward silence*

Ok ermmm.... since we're waiting for someone to reel in a catch, why don't i tell you the story of my friend Ah Beng?.......

*long boring story ensues.....*

(Participant) I've got one!!

*commentator suddenly wakes up*

OOhh lookie what we have here!! Participant number 7 has caught a beauty over there. Seems like a grouper fish! Looks like what 10, 12 pounds??

Participant 7 nervously brings his fish up to the weighing scale at the judging arena..... he looks nervous..... he wipes the sweat of his brow.... and slowly places the fish down on the scale.... the weight is..... OMG!!! ITS A 14 POUNDER!! WHAT A BEAUTY!! THE CROWD GOES WILDD!!

*snoring noises*

OH MY THATS GOING TO BE A HARD ONE TO BEAT! 14 POUNDS!! GOOAAAALLLLL!!!

(assistant) Sir this one is fishing competition..... not soccer....

(commentator)oh right right.....

Lol ok i noe this is kinda wayy over exagerated but seriously man.....the commentator was really super on form today.....

I wonder if they'll listen to my suggestion on how to make fishing competitions more exciting and increase its popularity....

Commentator: Ooh looks like participant 5 has caught something.... looks quite big.....

*rumbling noises*


OMG!! Its thar loch ness monster!! Run for your lives lads and lasses..... she's goona eat of yer!!!........