Shit Matters

I'm mother sian today... Ah Well, who says those smelly, lumpy things that come out from your unglamorous butty hole isn't important. Let me tell you, its important because there is a classification for it! I, myself, didn't know that till today! How ignorant can that be? From the chart, you'll understand that Type 1 and 2 are pain the ass but Type 1 is the worst. Type 7... I guess its a pain in the ass too, I mean.. too hard it hurts, too watery it hurts. I guess you can classify people under the Bristol stool chart if they really screw up your day.

Great, I guess people can just make my day better by being truthful bout things. I can take the truth, I'm not a wuss. HAHA