Things that (Chinese)parents always tell their kids(which don't always make sense.....)

1)If you dont finish your food properly every leftover grain of rice on the plate = 1 pimple on your future spouse...

2)When got cough cannot eat chicken or eggs

3)Chicken pox cannot eat black soya sauce

4)If got phelgm cannot eat citrus fruits

5)You should never double boil water

6)If you naughty some more i ask the abu nene/baboo singh come catch you....

7)When you piss outfield always apologise to the tree....

8)Don't point at the moon..

Haha ok thats all that i can think of right now.... if i can remember anymore i'll update the list again..... ok gotta get back into my cave liao....