Hung like a Donkey

woo pros are finally over.... yeah i noe there's still something called V for Viva but i'll rather not think about until it comes.... arghhh.....

anyways for some weird reason the guys in the OG seem to have been talking a hell lot about male pornstars lately..... must have been JP and his stupid affection for Craiiggggg...... you noe as hot blooded testosterone filled men we should be talking about female pornstars but noooo.... we had to talk about Craig....

So anyways, who the hell is Craig??

Well as u can see from the imdb(WOW!!! imdb actually lists B-movie actors too!!) he's acted in quite a series of movies.... all with very colourful sounding titles..... tsk tsk JP arhh.... so naughty....

But you know, other then Craig, there have been many other prominent and versatile male entertainers in the industry... like for example the incredibly famous Peter North

As u can see now this is the real stuff man....look at the tremendalous number of films he has acted in.... now this is what i call a veteran actor....

Of cos, sometimes you want humor in your alternative flicks, and thats where actors like Captain Stabbin come in.... basically this is some rich old guy who owns a yacht.... and he goes around to different beaches to persuade bikini babes to board his yatch and get jiggy wif him...

And after his had his way with them, he drops them off at some weird desserted place and proceeds to sail off into the sunset while the girl/s he just did scream and curse at him from the shore.....

ok after posting all this weird crap ive pretty much established myself as some demented perv... but let me assure you that i only know about this stuff cos i have horny frens who tell me about it..... i'm innocent man i tell you.... im not some chee kok pek who spends his nights with a Fleshlight....
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