Journey to the West(or east,south or north....)

Lol been seeing a lot of exotic birds around my estate and at the beach recently... must be the migratory period now... of cos... you know what that also means? BIRD FLU!!!*dum dum dum*...... i hope none of these birds flew over from Turkey man... if not pretty soon you'll be seeing a lot of bird carcasses along the water liao...

Sometimes u really gotta respect these birds man... flying thousands of kilometres to escape the cold climate where they were from. Of cos they still can't beat the salmon man. These fish swim thousands and thousands of kilometres, jump up waterfalls to reach their breeding grounds, mate, lay their eggs..... and then promptly die on the spot.

And the awful thing is that salmon being fish, don't even get pleasure from mating! I mean it's one thing to die in during a post orgasmic high, but it's another thing to die after just squirting your seed onto a pile of eggs in the water... so sad man...

And you know what fisherman and grizzly bears love to do? They like to camp at the waterfalls to catch the salmon jumping up the waterfall. You really gotta pity the salmon man...

Salmon: The final waterfall!!! After so many miles, i have finally reached my breeding grounds.... now all i have to do is overcome this final obstacle and i can......

Fisherman(with net): Gotcha!!!

Dude can't the fisherman and grizzly bears just wait at the breeding grounds? I mean after the salmon mate they're gonna die anyway.....

But its not just animals that exhibit a migratory behavior u noe... Humans, despite being the most evolved species, still exhibit this mass migration behaviour.....

ZOUK ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT

Every wednesday night, hundreds of virile young people gear themselves for a night of hand signalling mating at a little spot called Zouk. Despite the hazards of making a fool of oneself on the dance floor, or the incredibly toxic and teratogenic nature of alcohol, these people still risk their lives( and a hell lot of money) to make their way to their mating grounds....

MEDICAL STUDENTS WHEN RESULTS ARE RELEASED

For some reason, med students will die if they don't get their results the moment they are released. Its like their marks on the board will magically decrease each second its not looked at. So evey once in a while someone will create a false rumor that the results are out. So you end up seeing hundreds of medical students swarming towards the anat hall like mindless lemmings, only to find out that the board is still empty.....

GIRLS DURING BAZAARS AT THE SCIENCE FOYER

Every time there's a bazaar at the science foyer, girls for some reason, are unable to make their way to the toilet/library/canteen without getting waylaid by the little stalls dotting the landscape. Of cos this mass migratory behaviour can be explained by the hormone Shoprin, which was hypothesized by the Doctors(to be) Tucksombong.... but of cos research is still in its early stages....

Ok thats enuf crap for one day.... any more and i might end up giving readers angina pectoris...