Beati Doggu

Well i was jogging yesterday at East Coast Park(ECP) when i noticed that there seemed to be a hell of of women who were wearing heavy make up. As in really heavy. If any of you were from RJ im talking Mrs Lim the physics tutor kind of heavy make up(who is btw the wife of Stephen Lim, who used to teach physics at RI but is now at ACSI i think....)

But seriously anyone wearing that kind of make up in Singapore's weather is.... ....well waiting for a bloody catastrophe to happen. After like an hour of sweating her face will probaby look like someone had stuck it in the microwave and put it on high for 10 mins.... wth......

And these women with heavy make up aren't like going for a BBQ.... if they were going for a BBQ it would be understandable cos perhaps these people went to town in the afternoon and just happened to pop by in the evening for a gathering...

BUT NO.... these people were doing sports, like cycling or blading and EVEN CABLESKING. Yes these people went to the beach with the intention of sweating and they still wore ridiculous amounts of make up.....

You know, there's a bloody THICK LINE between vanity and stupidity......

On a less angsty note(haha dammit som is a bad influence;p), i've realised today that dogs are like gods of ultimate frisbee. I mean i always knew they were good, but gosh! i didn't expect them to be that good...

Lol you wanna know why dogs are so darn good at frisbee? Well it's cos they have four wheel drive(or 4 leg drive should i say).... which means that they can drift.... that's right....
To be honest when i 1st heard about 4 leg drive on BBC's Top Gear, i tot that it was absolute rubbish. But when you see it 1st hand..... hoo.....


Because the dog can drift, it can then fling itself towards the frisbee at high speeds, and when the frisbee is near biting level the dog can then countersteer, drift until it's facing the correct direction and then SNAP!.... the frisbees in the dogs mouth...

Well the thing about humans, no matter how fast or nimble you are, you cant steer and propulse in different directions at the same time..... unless you run on all 4s haha....

It's also a good thing that cats are generally more lazy then dogs, cos if cats could bother to play frisbee they would be the new top dogs(pun totally intended) of ultimate frisbee. Cos dogs, while powerful and fast, suffer from massive understeer due to their higher weight. So while a dog is like a hulking Lamborghini, a cat is like a nimble Toyota AE86, slower but with better handling....

So if you could only train a dog to be able to throw a frisbee after it's caught it, you would pretty much have the ultimate ultimate frisbee player..... haha..... but i would be kinda worried about the dog's neck if it needs to fling the bloody frisbee so hard all the time.....

Shit man i can't believe i'm typing out all this crap..... haha ok that's enuff for one night man haha....