Firm and yet Bouncy

Well i'm camping in front of my com cos in an hrs time the bloody waiting list opens for accomadation and i wanna be 1st to apply being the KS person that i am....

My powerboat theory test is finally over, but studying for the damn powerboat test has driven me so crazy that i have decided to come up with my own set of TYS for the theory test....

Question: When do you sound one prolonged blast on your horn?
Wrong answer: When you want to overtake on the starboard(right) side
Correct answer: When you see chiobus on a nearby vessel

Question: When do you use your emergency red hand flares?
Wrong answer: When there is a medical emergency or severe distress
Correct answer; When the cooler is out of beer

Question: When do you call the port master
Wrong answer: When you need to report changes on the navigational chart
Correct answer: When you're bored and you wanna make prank calls

Lol ok i think that i've been spending too much time talking to Samuel Tay's fav charismatic student..... anyway to stave off inane borederm heres some cock videos...

One Point English
(courtesy of Pflug/Warning may not be suitable for younger audiences;p)



Salad Fingers(courtesy of chiongster)