Reporting Strength

*Sound of phone ringing*

Woman(answers phone): Hello?

Man: Good evening mdm. This is CPL Tuck requesting permission to report strength.

Woman(looks at watch): What time is it now?

Tuck(slight pause): 2210hrs Mdm

Woman: What time did i ask you to conduct last parade?

Tuck: 2200hrs Mdm

Woman: This is inexcusable. Gimme 20!!

*Long pause*

Tuck: Permission to recover Mdm!!

Woman: Permission granted. Don't make the same mistake again or you'll be signing 7......

Tuck: Reporting strength now. Total strength 1 present strength 1. All body parts present and patent.

Lips. No contact with anything else other then food.

Arms. Hugs x 3. 1st one with Da Siying IC No S85xxxxxy at 2000 hrs at aloha loyang terrace 2. 2nd hug with.........................

*end of report strength*

Woman: Carry on with the RO

Tuck: Routine orders for Mon 07/08/06

Duty officer: Me
Duty Spec: Me
Duty Ops clerk: Me
Duty Medic: Me
Duty MO: Me
Duty Driver: Me

Lol i got this idea from som while chatting with him on MSN.... damn cock.... sorry if you're a girl and you can't understand it....... haha...... maybe i should just get the original master of crap to write it hehe....