With no power comes no responsibility

Lol you know, everytime i jog past Wild Wild Wet(at downtown east) on my way to pasir ris park, i'm always surprised that it's still there. Why?? That's cos every bleedin time i run past it it's empty or near empty. Even on sat and sun, during both morning AND evenings..... so how the hell do they survive with no customers???

I guess the thing is that..... well pasir ris is just too freakin damn far for most people. The only reason why people ever come down to this edge of the island is either to book in to Tekong(haha) or to go to aloha loyang chalets..... nobody is gonna come all the way for a friggin water theme park..... fantasy island(remember that one?) was on sentosa... a prime estate.... but it still shut down eventually.... so how is wild wild wet suppose to survive??

To be honest when wild wild wet 1st came out it was damn popular. Mostly because it was new, but the other reason was that guys would go there to beoh bikini babes. Yes i'm not kidding.... i had friends living in chua chu kang who would jio me to go wild wild wet on the weekends.... such is the power of testosterone....

But eventually the char bohs got tired of wild wild wet and they stopped coming. And so soon everyone else followed suit and so.......

Just like last yr Downtown East had a pretty agresive marekting campaign, and it was actually rather successful for a while. To give them credit Downtown East is quite nice lar..... but as i said b4..... it's just too bloody far for most people to make the effort to come down to such an average place....

So how do you revive such a place? From what i've said earlier, the answer might seem to be to attract the chiobus back to the place, but the thing about women is that they can't be relied on. You can build Singapore's largest shopping mall in pasir ris and they will come.....initially.... but after a while their attention will flounder to some other place......

So what do you do?? That's right u screw attracting the chiobus! You just attract the red blooded men!! And what do men love? Well all men(well almost all) love 3 things. Sports , Booze and Women...... but since you can't attract women its only gonna be the 1st 2.....

So what you end up with is a sports theme park with dozens of microbreweries. But since this is singapore, you only need to have 3 sports to interest people. Soccer, Basketball and Racing. So you've got Soccer pitches, basketball courts and racing tracks for people to race all their zheng cars from Malaysia.....

And after you've had your fun, you can relax and down an ice cold beer at one of the many pubs scattered around..... of cos since this is SG, no racing after a beer=p

As for the wives and girlfriends.... well i guess we could build some kind of spa next to the site for them to chillax while their male counterparts enjoy themselves with other red blooded hot men..... haha oh man that sounds so gay.......