pardon me for not slping at this time on this kind of day..neither am i mugging or working towards a better CA grade..but as usual when im blogging here..its abt jokes!!..haha..hope u all feel abit happier and enlightened..

1) A 45 yr old guy had fell down and is suffering from bruises on his knees..who will he ask for help?..

a. superman
b. doraemon
c. ho ting fei

ans.=> b. cos only xiao ding dang can 伸出援手...not say ho ting fei is not nice lah..but she doesnt haf a 圆手 unlike xiao ding dang...:)



2) So after helping the guy xiao ding dang was walking on the street happily..then he met hello kitty..xiao ding dang said "hi!" to hello kitty but she din reply..why?...


cos she doesnt haf mouth to reply.....



3) So the hello kitty thot she was v impolite not to haf replied doraemon..so she went to incise a mouth in her..the nx day she met xiao ding dang on the street..then she said "hi!!" to xiao ding dang..why din he reply???..

of cus xiao ding dang is not small gas ghost(xiao qi gui aka petty person)...

n xiao ding dang is a v polite person..so why?

its becos xiao ding dang nv hear hello kitty..


cos he has no ears..



4) So hello kitty went to buy some 中药 lah..for dunno wad reason..then she sees this 药..she "wah this is the most beautiful 中药 ive ever seen"..wad is it?...

its abit lame..no v lame..but the 中药 is well known to everyone..

its ginseng..

in chinese its called 人参...


cos 美丽人生....


5) There's a gorilla in the zoo(sorry this one v direct cos i no brain to crap stories liao..)
which of the following does it resembles the most/..

a. doraemon
b. hello kitty
c. ginseng
d. dragon....


the ans is Dragon...haha..cos...欣欣向荣..........


ok tts it..jia you pple..good luck too..::)

cheers!
Wenyang =)