THE ART OF UM-UM NESS (or how to stuff the cat back in the bag after u let it out halfway)

Person A: Hey.... you know there's something that i've been meaning to ask u for a very very long time.....

Person B: (astonished look)What??

Person A: Sighz.... but i dunno if i should tell u leh.... sekali.....

Person B: Sekali what?!?

Person A: Sekali..... aiyah i dunno lah..... i dunno if i can trust u.....

Person B: You can trust me one lah! i won't tell anyone..... i promise......

Person A: Sure anot.....

Person B: I can keep secrets one lah....

Person A: Ok lah..... there's this girl i like and she's a fren of yours.....

Person B: (face lights up) who?! who?!

Person A: I dunno whether i should tell you leh.....

Person B: Tell me lah!! i can help you! =)

Person A: Ok she's ....................................

Person B: (excited / in suspense)

Person A: Aiyah i don't think i should tell you...... afterwards u sure tell her then she will avoid me like the plague liao.....

Person B: Won't one lah!!!

Person A: eh lecture start liao...........(proceeds to walk off quickly and briskly)


Be pepared to be annoyed / bugged continously by that person(esp if she's a girl) for the next 2 weeks or so...........