Posers? Sausage fesT?

G'day mate! Back from perth and of course, wenbo didn't post some of our poser pics online! haha..I'm just going to do just that! I don't have much to say..look at the pics to judge for yourself!

Now..thats what I call a sausage fest...

What the hell is Leonard doing?? Its his..

What about xy? Its his too

Well, thats bo's...I don't get the 'no birds' decal that bo sticked on his corolla...

This is a real picture that we took... I think Singapore should have a couple of funny signs..

G'Day Mate!!

Well looks like we're finally back from the mountains of perth... where it was nobody's business but ours... well but anyway ive uploaded some pics from our trip(i noe im contradicting myself) so enjoy....

Btw there are 216 pics in the folder.... all captioned... so it might takes some time to view them all haha....

Perth and WA Pics

Post from Perth!!

Yo dudez! I'm gettin sick of the darn australian food here...the oil and grease is getting me sick at every meal man... gotta go for the oiless wraps or subway and it cost a bomb here to eat some crap that doesn't make you full!!

Right..too lazy to post the photos and actually we haven't been taking lots of photos..but hey guess wat? We found a street all ORD personnel should visit..and thats call ORD street...will post the pics when we feel better... We should be travelling south soon from Perth to chill out..the city really has got nothing much to see...

Thats it... !!

Mahjong

Yoh people..

u all must haf forgotten how to play mahjong liao!..

nvm..here's a website with simple english guidelines!..

hmm..some stuffs they write in the website might differ from wad ive said..cos i blur/old/drink too much/sleep too little liao..v long nv play mahjong liao..its my fault..but the most impt thing is everyone happy!..

haha do read it b4 any mahjong session nx time!..

then jianping can trash serene the du gui..haha

Cheers!
Yang =)

Leaving on a jet plane

Woo blogging from the free internet kiosk at terminal 1..... in another 1 hr we'll be taking off for Perth!! (Where it's nobody's business but ours.......)

Alright looks like we won't be posting for the next 10 days unless we find decide to go some cybercafe or something...... Cya dudes in 10 days time!

In just 12 hours

We will be on QF72 heading for Perth! Well, if you ask why did we chose Perth as a holiday destination because its darn boring and there is nothing to do. Its because we THOUGHT it would be cheap and of course, some other reasons which I cannot reveal and why the hell should I tell you guys because like what xy and bo would say, its nobody's business but ours. (This brokeback shit is getting toooooo far...) Right...wine and dine we shall, gain 10 pounds shall we and getting our liver cirrhosed we shall and being guys... getting laid we shall (a little doubts on that). And of course, we gotta work out after our darn trip...

Right...gotta thank bo for the wonderful birthday party yesterday! haha...I shall not upload the pics of Bo getting the 'dentist chair' treatment from part of the '84 guys and talk about the plan that went wrong..haha

Ok..thats it dude...will not posting for a while unless we feel rich enough to use some internet cafe in perth and upload some pictures, one picture I'm sure xy and bo would want is a pic of my orgasmic face eating eh...you know what..haha..

Right..thats it... Hope nothing goes wrong if not....this will be my last posts! haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cirrhosed and Alkalotic

You know who we are=p
Bobo was also the name of some character played by

Zoe Tay in some damn old SBC drama serial........

The ORD guys
Godzilla

The wonderful timepiece from the OG

Scent of a Man....

Gift from the 3 sisters.... i'm still afraid to know whats inside....

Happy Birthday BO!


Its weird! Exams are over but the posts gets lesser! Right, its Bo's 22nd birthday tomorrow! Happy Birthday Bo! We will all be at the chalet to celebrate your brithday and yes..so tempting..we can toss you into the pool! And thanks for getting the same chalet that we stayed in during Medicamp eh..haha..brings back memories of... Truth or Dare!

Hey..all the best to all who are taking the Physio and Biochem Vivas...its just the vivas, there is a list of students going for sup papers and I might be one of theM! *shudder*

Need for Speed rules man! Playing it over and over again!!!

I was on the train today and I saw this middle age lady, she looked soooooooooooo dammmmmmmmmmm bloody white that I thought she had some lack of pigment disease. I don't understand why girls like themselves to be fair, seriously, some are so fair that they look like Sadako... the only saving grace is that these girls don't climb out from the well and out from the TV (doesn't make sense right? Ghost from your tv???)

Please! Please! Ladies, don't go and buy some oil of Olay or what not. Its just damm disgusting. (Maybe its just me)

Just be yourself and getting a little bit of sun won't kill you. Vit D is good for health and yes..you'll get osteomalacia.. Gd stuff...

Fresh Meat.....

Lol was watching Miss Universe Singapore last sun wif my mom(look she wanted to watch it okie.... not me haha)......

You know, i kind of wonder, do girls watch the show? Well im pretty sure there are many girls that do, considering how much girls seem to like to comment on how chio some other girls are(you'll almost never catch a straight guy saying that).... oh well i guess this is why they say women are from Venus and men are from mars.....

Buy you know, don't girls feel that the show is kinda..... badong?(bad + wrong = badong). I mean its like a shameless parade of flesh man. At least with modeling shows people can pretend that they're looking at the clothes but with a beauty pageant.... its just meat meat meat and more meat man......

And they try to cover up the meat fest by asking the pretty ladies questions so that it seems like they're looking for intelligence too.... ok i gotta admit hearing some weird question and then having to answer it almost immediately is pretty difficult.... but throughout the Q&A session i was just waiting for someone to say "WORLD PEACE!!"

And you would think that after so many years of progress of feminism, the shows would have been cancelled by the feminist movement. But it seems that feminists arent terribly offended by the show..... i guess what the say is true man.... women dont want equal rights.... they want privileges.... and also recognition....

I just wonder why do I have so much shit to write after the exams...maybe everything got dammed up inside me and hell..exploded out..haha.. Right..went for supper with JP, Bo on Sat..So sad that Wenyang and Xy couldn't join us.... we don't blame them cause they had more important family matters! Right! Check out the 2 photos that I took!

Wenbo and his orgasmic face!

Oh man...sausage fest... not really sausages but hey...its damm nice

when you have it with your soya bean drink!!

Hung like a Donkey

woo pros are finally over.... yeah i noe there's still something called V for Viva but i'll rather not think about until it comes.... arghhh.....

anyways for some weird reason the guys in the OG seem to have been talking a hell lot about male pornstars lately..... must have been JP and his stupid affection for Craiiggggg...... you noe as hot blooded testosterone filled men we should be talking about female pornstars but noooo.... we had to talk about Craig....

So anyways, who the hell is Craig??

Well as u can see from the imdb(WOW!!! imdb actually lists B-movie actors too!!) he's acted in quite a series of movies.... all with very colourful sounding titles..... tsk tsk JP arhh.... so naughty....

But you know, other then Craig, there have been many other prominent and versatile male entertainers in the industry... like for example the incredibly famous Peter North

As u can see now this is the real stuff man....look at the tremendalous number of films he has acted in.... now this is what i call a veteran actor....

Of cos, sometimes you want humor in your alternative flicks, and thats where actors like Captain Stabbin come in.... basically this is some rich old guy who owns a yacht.... and he goes around to different beaches to persuade bikini babes to board his yatch and get jiggy wif him...

And after his had his way with them, he drops them off at some weird desserted place and proceeds to sail off into the sunset while the girl/s he just did scream and curse at him from the shore.....

ok after posting all this weird crap ive pretty much established myself as some demented perv... but let me assure you that i only know about this stuff cos i have horny frens who tell me about it..... i'm innocent man i tell you.... im not some chee kok pek who spends his nights with a Fleshlight....
(WARNING DO NOT CLICK THE ABOVE LINK UNLESS YOU THINK YOU CAN STOMACH IT)

I wonder why these few days what we write in the blog are entries against women. I guess, many of us must have had unhappy situations because of girls (and that is why there is Brokeback Moutain in the first place - *damm*). I was listen to some music from our groin groping Michael Jackson (of course to hit the high notes, notice his concerts next time). And, the lyrics in Billie Jean just caught my attention this time, I didn't even listen to the lyrics for the past few years...anyway, ah, its, ah, sooo, ah, good!

I think the law has unequal treatment towards females. Its like females get raped, but what about males? I mean, hey... girls can say they get rape even they are married because the spouse screwed her and she didn't want it. I mean, males can get raped too! *For guys only*: can you imagine having sex with a Amazon? No right? unless you got a fetish for them?! I'll never have it... And if one would force it on you... I would considered myself raped...wtf..

Check out the women's charter: makes it obligatory for a husband to maintain his wife and children during marriage and after divorce.

What if, what if...divorce was requested by the woman? Does the man recieve maintainence from the woman???? Madness isn't it? Bloody Maggots... Never mind..listen to Billie Jean...

Billie Jean - Micheal Jackson
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice)

She told my baby we'd danced till three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover

Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Remember...don't fool around..if you do fool around..please remember to wear condoms haha...if not the only party you are going to for the rest of your life is a sausage fest...

30 things girls should know about guys....

I guess I'm darn bored because the exams are over. Its only human to complain about exams and when its over, everybody complains that he or she has nothing to do. I think people should never doubt that time is not a constant and Estein's theory on relativity does make sense sometimes. Time does go faster when you got lots of things to write compared to one that you got nothing to write at all.

I got this stuff from friendster, something I haven't logged in for ages, but decided to log in after my exams. Got this from the bulletin board and some of them are hell true but some of course crap.

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, B5, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's breasts aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

26 Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

Finally...

Its over...the pros are over! But does it mean that I'm over too? I guess so man... After physio..I was feeling like shit..eyes felt like popping out...doing all three papers when you are sick isn't that fun.. From mon to wed..my eyes and the part of the head directly behind my eyes were aching like mad! Reading the exam questions were a hassle..the words keep jumping around..so I was telling myself..if I could do ok and pass..its a miracle already!

Right..now its time to plan for australia! Woo...first time to that country..although we're going perth...it still good stuff man.... many beautiful sights to see..provided we can drive though haha

Right..show you one or two pics after exams! and of course a pic that Bo and I took when we went to the pharmacy at NUH while we were studying in the lib for the exams!! wooo

I wonder if testing if you are pregnant is always a 'happy event'..

if it was..there wouldn't be so many abortions in the world...

Check out xue ying's orgasmic face eating that carls junior burger.

shit..gotta be gd man...