Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny!

Hey all, sorry for disappearing on ya all for like so damn long. My life's been a roller coaster of downs and downs ... wait that didn't make much sense. To the bros and sisters givin me support many thanks!

Caught the Kino 20% off on the day exams ended and after a massive spending spree, am 2 books short of finishing my Terry Pratchett collection. Feel free to bug me for the loan of any book. Compensation of course will be demanded =P

Oh and hey pls pls do give Tenacious D in The pick of Destiny a watch. The previous statement applies only to the guys i know, cos seriously girls, you'll just walk out of the theater and be mentally scarred for life. Its amazing what guyz can subject their brains to and still come out laughing ;P Well minus a few braincells. But seriously, whats a few braincells? Sure you might miss dean's list cos of it, but hey, Tenacious D is worth it haha.

Please do not watch the following video if you are sensitive to foul language and dont want to lose a few brain cells.



Now its on to downloading Tenacious D's CD. Have fun peoples ;P

Sophisticated Men

Hey...check this vid out by Hugh Laurie who acts as house. Well... I think some guys are like that...including myself! HAHA! Craps... slacking even before exams are over...holidays woooooooo Girls...give me a chance eh? Siao liao!!!!!!

Police!

Woo hoo...this is one police car you wouldn't want to mess with...

CLS Rocket: 730bhp twin turbo 6.3 litre V12 engine
0 - 100 km/h - 4 seconds

Anybody want to race on the autobahn still? I hope they don't get this in Singapore.

Welcome to the club Mike~~!

Right, I think chewlip was telling me that about 13 days ago and yes, I'm telling that to xueying... Welcome to the 22 club, where old men of our age start to rot and talk about the good old days when we were sooo fit, and could stay awake despite not sleeping for hours and days.

But, according to wenyang, all 22 year olds should be married, I think xy has a eligible gf waiting for him and yes, of course wenyang is getting married on 2nd feb 2008 when he turns 22 himself.

Right, as you should know by now, Tuck, Som and Bong are all 22 now...so... we need the rest to turn 22 too... so...all of us can get married right yang???

Ok, enough crap, pics for today...

Mike and his nice coffee cake!




Mike and shy fiona



And of course, how can we miss out the trio...
bobo is getting damm gay

Guys & Their Cars (Part I)

So what's to do on a Saturday night, when the moon shines bright in the clear blue sky and all is bright and gay? Well, much as I'd like to say pak tor with Mel, she's still stuck in Melbourne for the nonce and only returns Thursday... Boohoohoo...

Anyway, after going nuts singing K-box at Serene's place, we decided to play deviants of society. Were we criminals? I think not... After all, my friend does live in a sweet area with lots of neighbours with nice cars. Wait, let me amend that to ONE neighbour with nice cars. For his privacy's sake, I won't disclose such a car haven, but mark my words: It is SUH-WEET!

I love this guy's cars; he has all the high-end models which I yearn to drive along the surreal European countryside. And no, it's not my darling mid-range Lancer Evo which SOME SAY are for ah-bengs. It's the Lamborghinis... Check them out people. (Oh, and for the more traditional folk, there's the Rolls hehe...)


P.S. At no time whatsoever was a single finger laid upon any cars in the making of this blog post. Ergo, no cars were harmed by our grubby hands. We just went there to drool from afar. Respect other people's property!

Leo, Mike, Sam & I drooling over the Gallardo Spyder

The Rolls-Royce Phantom, I wouldn't mind being chauffeured in this

Right, that's all for now folks. Stay tuned for Guys & Their Cars (Part II) in then next few days. Sorry, this chap's has to buckle down again for another round of hardcore mugging.

I'm Tired



From the old days, by the better half of oasis

Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be this hard

You know, at greyhound races, they have this mechanical rabbit which the dogs chase around the track. The thing is that no matter how hard the dog runs, he never quite seems to be able to ever get it....

Kinda like a horse and a carrot on a stick... no matter how hard the horse gallops, the carrot will always be a few feet from it....

Perhaps some things are just not meant to be...

But on another note... why the hell do they bother listing malaise as a sypmtom for viral infections? I mean malaise just means generally not feeling well, which means that every damn patient that steps into your consultation room is gonna have it...

Unless you some how get a patient like this..

Doctor: So how are we today?

Patient: Well ive been having high fever and sore throat for the past few days, and i have this incredibly itchy rash all over my body, but other then that, i feel absolutely GREAT!!!

right.....

Narcissism

Yes, yes, I know bloggers are kind of narcissistic but sometimes we don't really love all the attention but being a true narcissist(freakin hell lot of Ss), and I chanced upon a book that spells my name on it and yes, I'm proud to relate myself to the book even though its not even about me. But who cares? Its just about Leonard. What the heck. Check this out.

Yes, I'm sure all of you want this book.

When did I become a mafia boss?
I could be one...

I know it.

I know it that I will fail when I went out with friends who are not taking exam any sooner and watched this movie called the grudge 2 and was laughing thru out the movie because I felt scared by the bluish ghost who can meow.

I know it that I will fail when I almost fell asleep watching the grudge 2.

I know it that I will fail when I started watching 微笑 pasta tonight and kinda felt that 王心凌 is cute.

Time for neuroscience man.

You know it

You know that you are going to fail your exams when you post an entry on the blog 2 days before your paper.

You know that you are going to fail your exams when you go driving with a friend at 11pm 3 days before your paper.

You know that you are going to fail your exams when you floor the accelerator when the traffic light turns green to see how fast your car reaches 100km/h.

You know that you are going to fail your exams when you fake the security guard of a condo just go get in to check out the lambos, ferraris and rolls royce.

You know that you are going to fail your exams when you walk around aimlessly around in the house telling yourself you have retro-orbital pain.

You know that you are going to fail your exams when you sleep too much on a sunday.

You know that you are going to fail your exams when you are still looking at cars 2 days before your exams. Check these hot rods out, they rock big time.

Don't worry, I'm sure none of you guys did all these. Because, if you did, you will fail your exams like me? haha

All the best M2s...

Of Balls And Brains (just for laughs, jangan tension people!)

Joe was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who solved the problem.

"The good news is that I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates a terrible headache. The only way to relieve the condition is to remove your testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered whether he had anything to live for. He couldn't even concentrate long enough to answer his own question, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital after the surgery he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he also felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realised that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need...a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit", and pointed one out.

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44, long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the suit and it fitted him perfectly.

As Joe admired himself, the salesman said, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe, and said, "34 sleeve and a 16 1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fitted perfectly.

As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman said, "How about some new shoes?"

Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe's feet, and said, "Let's see 91/2 E."

Joe was astonished, "How did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried on the shoes and they fitted perfectly.

As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman said, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure.

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha. I got you with this one! I've been wearing size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head and tutted, "No, no, Sir, you can't wear size 34. Size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against your spine and give you a terrible headache."

Studying for CAs

Yes, I have just turned 22, and yes, if you ask Yang what I should be doing right not at 22 years old, and his answer will be 'Get married'. So when Yang turns 22 on 2 Feb 2008, he better get married, if not, we will all get him...

Right, studying for the CAs, although I should be studying harder instead of blogging here and showing all the weird pics that I have taken in the past one to two weeks. Well, weird things have been happening and I just pray that weird things like me getting all As for my CAs would happen too! But we all know, its not possible. Here goes:

Well, some people are really shy to take pics, I don't know why, but yeah, we should all be living shamelessly!

Our Towkay is shy?? WTH??



Aileen hiding away from the cam, but look! Someone is trying to pose in the pic...but who wants to take a picture of her?


But, when someone did want to take a pic of her.......

For some people who shamelessly live on this world, check out the man in red.

I'm sure we had enough of Gollem from LOTR

Some other random weird crap I found in the library and while going home.

I'm sure one day, immunology will be made memorable
and live in my dreams forever... like a nightmare...
Doesn't help when weili was holding on to this book..haha



Getting stuck or Lornie Road on 74 because of a bloody tree on my bday??
Luckily, I had Jp to save me..




I forgotten why I took this....but anyway..

Return of the Jedi

Well well although it technically isnt the 1st of nov anymore.... happy bdae som! I hope u liked the shoes(heel and toe time!) and the cake that we got you. Choosing both were incredibly easy cos i've always known what your fav colour was, but i almost ended up getting u the coffee cake but JP wanted choc so sorry bout that haha.....

Well CAs are next week(for the m2s anyway.... its 1 month away for the m1s), and we all know what that means. Thats right, it's Mating season!! HOO!!

Everytime exams start to get close, people start to stay back late in school to study together... and thats when wonderful wonderful oppurtunites arise for people to get to know each other better in b/w debating about whether IgM opsonises. As my other half of Wenling says, "This is the time where everybody chee hong(girls included haha)". Of cos saying this i would like to state that i've been studying with guys ONLY all this while... so don't start creating scandals for me haha.....

Cos you noe during the exams, everyones all so stressed...... people start to get tired/lonely/sian/emotional........
people start becoming really really siao(aunite honlyn if you wanna throw peanuts can go zoo.... pls don't bully me *sniff sniff*)
people also start becoming cranky and start snapping at people for small things....

So with the limbic centre so actively functioning.... its no wonder that certain primal needs start to surface.... but as Triple H says "Don't hate the player! Hate the game!!!"

So guys, if you wanna go and chee hong girls, go equip yourself with useful sounding bit of info or better still use scare tactics. Like "Neutrophils have Fc receptor for IgG!!" or "CRP and Lectin opsonises bacteria!!" or "Antibody heavy chain got carbohydrate!!!"

So when u tell these to girls they will think that you are damn smart and will ask you to help them..... which gives you a few minutes to flirt with them until they finally realise you noe nothing and you're just full of shit haha.....

Cofm and NS in 6 more days..... better start preparing your dry ice/firewood for that day... Hopefully the haze is not gonna be too bad that day..... if not visibility in the exam hall is gonna be damn poor haha......

Note: All of the above are purely hypothetical thoughts/observations of others and are in no ways praticed by the authour=)