Not posted for sometime, and I decided to post this up. It's true, us brothers only talk about 3 things in general: Cars, medicine, and army. And don't get funny ideas, just because we hardly talk about girls like the stereo-typed male doesn't mean we don't like them lol... Anyway, here's something to liven your day!

MURPHY'S LAW ON COMBAT

Friendly fire - isn't.
Recoilless rifles - aren't.
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
Five second fuses always burn three seconds.
The easy way is always mined.
Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
If the enemy is within range, so are you.
Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
The one item you need is always in short supply.
Interchangeable parts aren't.
The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.
There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

Life suxs...take drugs..

I must say that we really have a lot of shit to say...I did this secret recording on my handphone while bo, wenyang and I were talking cock...and of cuz I snipped out the irrelavant parts to give you the gist of what we said...it just started off with a statement, 'Life suxs, take drugs' and guess what we spoke a whole lot of shit..

Anyway, we were saying that taking opiates decreases GIT motility and the rest is history..if you guys are really that free..listen to some crap..although you won't know what the hell we were talking bout cuz..its suppose to be more visual than audio...

It would be crazy for you to listen to it... If you don't understand...too bad!! This one is truly a Tok cock Sing Song Play Mahjong recording man...live..with no inhibitions and no fakes!

http://www.filegig.com/fg_download/?filename=../fg_files/5y/TSB2edit.mp3

Penny for your thoughts?

Lol after studying in the library for so long i've realised that medicine students(yes only medicine students, i dont see dentistry or pharmaco students doing this) have this tendency to study, then for a brief moment stare into empty space, as if in deep thought, and then return to their studying.

I guess "staring into empty space" is the point in time where you try to run events through your mind...... like how alkalosis causes Hydrogen ions to move out of cells and potassium ions to move into cells resulting in hypokalemia etc.......

But sometimes you gotta wonder what people are really thinking about..

1) "wah shit man im damn hungry......" (u noe who u are=p)

2) "that girl sitting over there at the next table is really really damn chio man........sighz....."

3) "Perth............" (replace country with holiday destination of choice)

4) "i hope the shut-up ang moh woman doesnt come today......."

5) "what drink should i buy from the 20cent machine today?"

6) "who is tuck, who is som and who is bong???"=p

7) "shit man die liao lah.... cannot finish studying....."

8) "if i study hard and become damn smart all the chiobus will flock to me to ask me questions...... just like Moses......"

9) "basket people think that im staring into space but actually its because ive got a stiff neck...."

Running in Circles...

Haha too lazy to blog so stole this from my frens blog.... i dunno if its meant to be private so i shall not link to him...

WAYS TO MOTIVATE YOURSELF WHEN RUNNING

1)"I must run faster than this jogger" for the competitive ones

2)"I must run faster so that I'm safe from this guy's pitbull" for the kiasee ones

3)"I must run faster to impress this chiobu" for the 'macho' ones (the horny ones may actually need to slow down to "observe" longer)

4)"I must run faster" for the simple-minded/self-motivated ones

5)"Zhnged car? Show off ar?! See who's faster!" for the jealous ones

6)"Chiobus? There's a whole bunch of them just a little further down. Keep running." for the ones good at self-delusion

7)"Where's the nearest toilet?" for the ones who cannot hold it much longer.

P.S. "chiobus" can be switched with "hunks" depending on your gender preference....

This is MY kind of book! (WARNING: If you feminists can't take criticism, don't read.)

I'll be the first to admit: I'm horrible when it comes to keeping up with the news. My TIME subscription is essentially for toilet reading, and it's always at least a month and several issues overdue. So forgive me if you realise this was taken from a February issue earlier this year haha...

Just read this book review on the 'Self-Made Man', written by this lady called Norah Vincent. "She spent 18 months dressing, talking, working, and dating as a man.". How cool is that? What you got to love about this woman is that, unlike so many self-righteous feminists out there, she actually MADE AN EFFORT to understand the male psyche. Plus in the process, she got see some things from our point of view.

Let me address the second point first, regarding "how much sexual power women have over men, AND HOW ICILY THEY WIELD IT". Any guy with slightly less blood in his loins and more shunted to his brain will realise that once you're intimate with a girl, you're no longer truly your own man. Face it, it's our nature to think with our dicks. But what we should lament is that often-times, you're not in the best of hands. There was this hilarious comedy called "Heartbreakers" starring Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Love Hewitt, which exposed this underlying fact: Mother and daughter teamed up to con unsuspecting males. While the media often displays the physical dominance by men over women (wife abuse and the like), they tend not to highlight the less-obvious exploitation of many a foolish dick (pun intended).

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What Vincent discovered, was that the gender gap, Mars and Venus, was "even more unleapable than she had expected". And this, THIS I must quote whole-sail, it's beautiful. "But she did come to believe that some feminist sniping at men is just too easy, that if women tried harder to understand men, they'd realise that men too are trapped by patriachal prejudices in their own way. 'I think men have been sort of forced to learn women's language, through the feminist movement, but women haven't seemed to evince a curiosity in learning men's language'.". BRAVO NORAH!

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Yes, to any feminist who's read this by now and wants to throttle me, I AM A CHAUVINIST. I'll hold doors open for girls (and scold them if they don't say 'thank you'), and I'll carry the shopping bags. I seriously have a problem with the wanton, unfounded, generalisation that "all guys suck". Maybe it's just the feminist attitude that needs an urgent re-evaluation, and not the eradication of all MANkind. Don't take it from me, take it from Norah.

Tit for Tat

Well since some of our fellow medical students have done us a favour by advertising us over at their site, i felt that its only right that we should do the same for them=)

Random Assays of the FMR1 Gene

So if u can't get enuff of your daily dosage of crap, pls go over there any pay them a visit=p

And oh yar their new tagline is "now comes with endless medical sarcasm" so pls be mentally prepared....

Journey to the West(or east,south or north....)

Lol been seeing a lot of exotic birds around my estate and at the beach recently... must be the migratory period now... of cos... you know what that also means? BIRD FLU!!!*dum dum dum*...... i hope none of these birds flew over from Turkey man... if not pretty soon you'll be seeing a lot of bird carcasses along the water liao...

Sometimes u really gotta respect these birds man... flying thousands of kilometres to escape the cold climate where they were from. Of cos they still can't beat the salmon man. These fish swim thousands and thousands of kilometres, jump up waterfalls to reach their breeding grounds, mate, lay their eggs..... and then promptly die on the spot.

And the awful thing is that salmon being fish, don't even get pleasure from mating! I mean it's one thing to die in during a post orgasmic high, but it's another thing to die after just squirting your seed onto a pile of eggs in the water... so sad man...

And you know what fisherman and grizzly bears love to do? They like to camp at the waterfalls to catch the salmon jumping up the waterfall. You really gotta pity the salmon man...

Salmon: The final waterfall!!! After so many miles, i have finally reached my breeding grounds.... now all i have to do is overcome this final obstacle and i can......

Fisherman(with net): Gotcha!!!

Dude can't the fisherman and grizzly bears just wait at the breeding grounds? I mean after the salmon mate they're gonna die anyway.....

But its not just animals that exhibit a migratory behavior u noe... Humans, despite being the most evolved species, still exhibit this mass migration behaviour.....

ZOUK ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT

Every wednesday night, hundreds of virile young people gear themselves for a night of hand signalling mating at a little spot called Zouk. Despite the hazards of making a fool of oneself on the dance floor, or the incredibly toxic and teratogenic nature of alcohol, these people still risk their lives( and a hell lot of money) to make their way to their mating grounds....

MEDICAL STUDENTS WHEN RESULTS ARE RELEASED

For some reason, med students will die if they don't get their results the moment they are released. Its like their marks on the board will magically decrease each second its not looked at. So evey once in a while someone will create a false rumor that the results are out. So you end up seeing hundreds of medical students swarming towards the anat hall like mindless lemmings, only to find out that the board is still empty.....

GIRLS DURING BAZAARS AT THE SCIENCE FOYER

Every time there's a bazaar at the science foyer, girls for some reason, are unable to make their way to the toilet/library/canteen without getting waylaid by the little stalls dotting the landscape. Of cos this mass migratory behaviour can be explained by the hormone Shoprin, which was hypothesized by the Doctors(to be) Tucksombong.... but of cos research is still in its early stages....

Ok thats enuf crap for one day.... any more and i might end up giving readers angina pectoris...

TOK COCK SING SONG PLAY MAHJONG

Seriously, if you are asking me where do we get all these weird ideas from, I have no idea. Being guys who have served thier 2.5 years in the army under superiors who think that thier english are better than yours (and insist that they are but never true) it starts to deteriorate and like a patient who is in shock reaches an irreversible stage where it gets worse and worse that you'll be speaking like a baby. Imagne being able to say 'goo goo gaga' ONLY...you're gonna survive only on morse code for the rest of your life. And guess what, they made it redundant a couple of years back...I rather be dead being unable to talk! Ass...

Actually, we thought of this talk cock sing song and play mahjong thing during an outing that was posted in the blog a couple of days back and there and there we recorded our first podcast...but guess what, its confidential and although its the best one so far...we can't do anything because its potentially damaging to the reputation of one of our peers...

The 2nd one was too personal and now..the 3rd one is made to be publish..since I can't blog in proper english..I guess we could talk..but guess wat? WE CAN'T SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH TOO!

Better brush up my english man....shit..now...presenting the show...shit..I'm regretting this already...

http://www.filegig.com/fg_download/?filename=../fg_files/5y/Recording.mp3

Check the recording out...and don't laugh...cuz..I think it ain't funny...and download at your own risk...

Fire Movement Club

I guess I don't really have much of a life these days because I'm like typing out my 2nd blog in less than 1 hour apart.

I had this crazy idea when I got out of army a couple of months back. Actually, it was my friend, WS and I who thought of this really really weird and 'kiam pa' idea. That is to start a Fire Movement Club or to some of the OCS guys, the SKM (shoot, kill, move) and I wager that no guys will ever join it unless you are army crazy and want to relive your army days once a in while.

But too bad, we won't be able to provide you guys with rifles so I guess you guys gotta carry around your home made rifles look alike, or you could go to toys'r'us to buy some toy gun that makes loud noises!

So...you can relieve the moment, walking in file formation, then your sect comd, giving u the signal for one up, two up, three up...or arty... it may sound stupid, but its really stupid...

Girls, you might want to join it....but before you start doing it, you might just die laughing...so..please just keep this idea to yourself.. right....

Craps.....its crap....

Vulgar me

Take the warning.... don't sue me for not telling you that I'm vulgar. I was listening to the news (was it yesterday or today? Studying makes you forget everything including where your head is... pun intended) and I can't believe it that you actually need a label on the mp3 player to tell you that listening to loud music or loud sounds will eventually lead to hearing loss? The most ridiculous thing is that people can sue the company over not having that label to inform them that.

Seriously, these people are either damm freakin ignorant or they are extremely... stupid (wait..stupid shouldn't be used to describe them...hmm...I can't find a word..I'll be insulting the word man)

Hai..whats the world coming to..I guess..I need to recourse my CCC again man...I recourse like 100 times already..always fail...still using so much vulgarities...at least not as much as when I was in secondary school.. Right...show u guys the GOOD STUFF!!

Shit man just discovered today that a hell lot of people seem to noe about this blog.... seems like people really love reading crap man haha.....

Well but despite the incresed readership this blog is still worth zilch....

My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

And on another note i just found out today that kids nowadays really grow up damn fast man.... now they even have toys for alternatively inclined kids.......

Dreaming of white beaches.....

Lol the pros arent even over and im already daydreaming about Perth liao man..... wah was looking at some of the beaches..... freaking chio man..... its just miles after miles of endless ocean..... beautiful clear blue waters......

The pic u see there is the lighthouse at Cape Leuwinn, it overlooks the ocean south of Australia and its the surface marking from which u draw an imaginary line to divide the ocean into the indian ocean on the right and pacific ocean on the left(from the point of view of the lighthouse)

Ok this trip shall be my motivation to study harder for the pros man...... can't risk getting vivas man..... woo....

Haha just learnt today that some of my neighbours may not be able to stay on in KE next yr man... damn sad man. Seriously i love my neighbours man.....(u noe why i love them? cos they understand jokes about ziplocking stuff and then wrapping it in black tape=p)

All of a sudden i feel like a sense of doubt as to whether i want to stay on in KE next yr man.... cos if they throw me to some other block where im surrounded by middle people..... wah i'll be damn sad man. I think if that really happens to me ill be better off going back to my loner life at PGP.....

hey hey hey!

Gotta thank jp for posting stuff bout us studying in the library man.... I guess our OG must be one of the most hardworking OGs man...most of us are hell in school mugging our guts out! Ok..let me rephrase that... at least we are mugging openly in the lib..haha! All the best for the up and coming exams man...just gotta post some pics man...its not as gd as Jp's cuz I don't haf a voyueristic habit...but hey..these are pics after all..And guess what...we recorded a 2nd TOK COCK SING SONG PLAY MAJHONG podcast! haha...we gotta post it one day...1st session is confidential and only allowed for selected personnel haha

Guess what? Jp had to spoil it by smiling...

Wa...damm rare to see him in the libs studying man!! Yang..

Our resident 'chiongster' haha... camera shy la.. but who believes? haha

Who Says Studying in The Library Can't be Fun?

Just got back from another day at the library, mentally brain dead (more so than I normally am anyway) so cut me some slack in this posting. I have to admit: I can’t sit still for long, nor do I have the stamina to keep studying. My eyes went bleary during dinner at Dover market today, even now I’m half-looking at the screen and typing by feel haha…

Anyway, I shan’t digress further from my topic for today. Can’t afford to take too long with this, Mel’s calling in a short while! This is a ‘tribute’ to the denizens of the Medical library, whose idiosyncrasies keep an otherwise boring environment from driving me insane. Seriously man… I have to post these pics else people will think I’m just crapping!

It all began yesterday, when Darryl brought a packet of ‘Magic Dust’ to the library. You remember the one we had as kids from those old shops, with a big foot-shaped lollypop and the crackling dust you stuck it in? Well Emily beside him had never tried it before, and Darryl being a gentleman, gave it to her. My gosh… She named her blog ‘emtokalot’ (talk-a lot) and we sure can see why… =P

Maybe it just tasted that good? Nah…

But today… TODAY took the cake man. I couldn’t tell anyone about it. To merely express this astounding happening in words would hardly do the lady involved credence. We’ve talked about making mind-maps, drawing out illustrations to help one remember stuff, and even holding a book in one hand while doing one-handed pushups. I have to say, this tickled my ulnar nerve to the core! Brilliant way to enhance our anat notes Nadia. ;)

Yes, it’s what you think… Colour pencils!!!

Last of all, I must add these individuals in. No matter what they’re up to (mugging in this case), they always spew out enough humorous crap to lighten the day. One of them may be accused of ‘zhong se qing you’, but I still see them as my brothers haha… They’re always there in that same corner of the library, and they're easily found WHEN I’M HUNGRY (thanks lor YP hehe…) to go makan!

Presenting the Tuck Som Bong…

To all those featured, hope you aren’t offended haha… I owe you a very big thank you for making my library experience more memorable. =) And to all those not featured (yet), thank you too! It’s no fun studying alone, and you all make it much, much more bearable.

Talk cock sing song play majhong

Haha as u can see i went to ECP wif my bros today.... and we ended up doing a podcast on my creative muvo!! lol used the damn recording function for the 1st time today.... but anyways im not going to be uploading this podcast.... cos its really full of crap and im not intersted in becoming as infamous as "tammy NYP"=p

Was having lunch with my mom at jacks place on sat when this guy wearing a singlet(with big arm holes somemore) entered and sat down at the table next to mine.(yes he was having a meal alone in a restaurant.... don't ask why...)

But well the thing about him was that.... even though his arms were fully adducted, you could still see numerous black tufts of armpit hair sticking out of his axillary region(for a better visualization just imagine taking a black mop and sticking in under your arm)

And there i was trying to have a meal..... i mean its like if i just laterally rotate my eyeball to the left by 30 degress my appetite would be instantly spoiled.....

And armpit hair isnt the worst man. There was one time i went swimming at bedok pool, there was this guy who swam past me, and man.... it was like he had a octupus in his swimming trunks. Its like his extremely long pubic hair was sticking out of his trunks, and when he swims through the water the wisps of hair move "gracefully" like the tentacles of an octupus....

I noe trimming your axillary and pubic hair is an extremely personnal choice, but seriously i dont see why the hell some people are so homophobic about it. Its like to them trimming axillary/pubic hair = GAY!!!!!.....

Its not homo-ish..... nor even metrosexual..... its called GOOD PERSONNAL HYGIENE.... heard of that before? I noe im not a girl but having an afro under your armpit or in your shorts doesnt equate to "rugged and sexy" for me man....

Ok enuff cock man.... better get back to guyton... maybe one day u peeps will get to hear a proper TuckSomBong Show Podcast....

East Coast Park!

Sheesh...got some of my bros to come out cycling with me! So Tuck, Bong, Ah Pek, Fiona and Serene went to ECP and has some fun. Well ask some of them while having breakfast after the anatomy review, cuz the idea just popped to my head while I was eating. Its quite fun...first time I sweated in one month all thanks to the bad cough and sore throat, and partly my laziness as well haha..here goes...some of the pics..you can check the rest here.. took it with my new camera phone!!!: http://community.webshots.com/user/leonardtan84

JP, leo and bo

Fiona and xy...jp trying to sneak into the pic la..

Fiona and Serene

Singaporean Girls Don’t Call Us Guys Ungentlemanly; You Don’t Deserve It

Now all you feminists out there, don’t be so quick to castigate me and call me MCP. Allow me to explain my angst:

I went to library to study this morning (Yes I am studying like hell now, I want to go visit Mel in Melbourne come this May, and I don’t want to have to study for stupid supp papers, DARN PHYSIO). I was leaving for lunch at the canteen… Saw these two girls walking towards the library doors, and held open the door for them.

Idiot bimbos happily sailed through the doors without so much as a ‘thank you’ to me! Being quite sian of studies (I mean like, who isn’t right?), I was PMSey enough to voice out a loud, sarcastic ‘you’re welcome’ to them. So glad I shocked them into turning around in surprise haha… (Lol… think all the OG girls are rolling their eyes at me; relax you all are fine haha…)

This point has been brought up time and again: Girls, you can’t be expected to be treated like ladies if you don’t act like one. Being too shy or being too ignorant is hardly an excuse. Ever thought that guys can be shy about this yet we still make the effort to be nice? Worse still for those two clowns; I came off with the impression that they had the notion ‘I’m so pretty, hence guys should be nice to me…’ Granted this may not be the case, that these girls didn’t intend it to be such, but it sure as heck doesn’t paint a very nice picture in any vindictive guys’ mind.

So the bottom line is: Niceties begets niceties.

Ah...its time for bo's stupid tagging thing... Its up to you guys to believe what I say haha...so try to discern it yourself... and who cares bout the rules of tagging five other people!

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days.
I love olives.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies. (Which guy doesn’t? If they says no, most prob is lying)
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.(All the time, all the time)
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now. (ass….who doesn’t? I hafta sell my backside for it)
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (I’m proud to be chink)
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I know how to cornrow.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I have a hidden talent. (If you consider sleeping one)
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single. (Who wants me? Nobody! HAHA)
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in (a) God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I currently like someone. (Do my balls count?? I always like someone)
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future. (Who doesn’t? My son better go to OCS)
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex. (You buggers can’t tell??)
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Yes..smoking… drinking..I’m not a good man)
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
I enjoy some country music.
I would die for my best friends. (Some of them)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I watch soap operas whenever I can.
I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I like surveys/memes.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obsessed with guys.
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time. (I hope…I’m stupid..)
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job. (I just pray that I don’t become disgruntled)
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles. (I hug them.. I used to have soft toys of turtles!!)
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Buying pushups for my you know wat?)
I believe in prophetic dreams.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient on a musical instrument. (Always wanted to learn the sax)
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.(Thats why medicine..I want to walk around)
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went to college out of state.
I am adopted.
I like sausage.
I am a pyro. (If you’re saying I’m hot…I hope so…I like explosions…u can look for me..pun there! Haha)
I love the Red Sox.
I have thrown up from crying too much.
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colors.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I think school is awesome.
I think pigtails serve a purpose. (I think the Qin dynasty made it for gals to pull their husband’s pigtail..now its for me to pull the gal’s pigtail)
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. (SHIT!)
I usually like covers better than originals.
I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
I like military stuff. (Hell...I really love it man...)
I f**king hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays
I love coaching youth sports.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I can't stick to a diet.
I still have every journal I've ever written in. (From OCS…I write in it when I’m unhappy)
I talk in my sleep. (I think)
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I should be King TUT or Ramses)
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood. (Hell…I like the sax)
I would not be friends if they weren't family.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I love vaginas. (Shit…Who doesn’t? You mean most guys like dicks?? I don’t really like mountains, tents or campfires)
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
I like cycling (I love it to the core)
I love wrestling.
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Multiple man..not only one)
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is. I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I'm an artist. (Sculpting my pubic and axillary hair)
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
I have an unhealthy Taco Bell obsession.
I have had a crush on a cartoon character when I was a kid.
I have spent more on anime and manga than many spend on computers or other high end products.
I only clean my room when neccesary.
Weight is my enemy! (Shit…getting heavier everyday)
I'm a serious chocoholic. (Sucker for chocolate ice-cream)
I absolutely adore animals.
I love surprises.
I love to be seen.(I want to be narcissistic)
I often act without feeling for people.
I like arguing for the sake of arguing.
I think most girls look better with spectacles.
I like girls who hold themselves well. (I shan’t elaborate)
I like girls who can help make some decisions.

Thesis on The Shopping Centre in Women and the endocrine system that it controls
By Dr(to-be)Tuck, Som and Bong.

For years it has been postulated that the urge to go shopping is some form of primal instinct that has been imprinted in the brain of the women since the dawn of time. Before you dispute this theory by saying that shoping malls did not exist in prehistoric times, lemme prove to you that women in prehistoric times can and probably did shop....

Cavewoman and Caveman walking in the grasslands. Suddenly they hear a sabretooth tiger growl. They jump behind a rock and hide.

Cavewoman(suddenly speaks): Hey that sabretooth tiger has such a nice looking fur..... i wonder how it would feel like wearing it.....

Caveman: Oh come on.... it's been a long day... can't we just go back to the cave and have dinner??!?

Cavewomen: Well if you get lonely tonight don't blame me....

Caveman: *grumbles and picks up spear*

15 mins later, the caveman returns covered in blood with multiple lacerations, holding the sabretooth pelt in his hand

Caveman*exhasperated*: Here you go woman....

Cavewoman (draps the pelt around herself): Mmm it feels so nice and warm.... how to you think i look honey?

Caveman: I just risked my life gettings that damn skin for you!!! wth do u think!!!

Cavewoman(kicks up a fit and starts crying): You're not helping!!

*cavewoman runs away crying*

So as you can see... women have had the primal urge to aquire stuff ever since the dawn of time... and they've also been manipulating men to achieve this means. But hey on the bright side we modern men have it easy. All we have to do is plod around the malls and follow women and follow them into every single shop and carry stuff for them.... Prehistoric caveman had to risk getting their testicles ripped off by some angry mammoth/sabretooth tiger.....

So in order to try to discover more about this phenomenen that has plagued us for centuries, me and my colleugues have postulated this theory......


SHOPRIN

This is the new hormone that we have postulated. Because it has such a powerful widespread systemic effect on women(like adrenaline), we expect it to act via Tyrosine Kinase linked enzyme receptors, with cAMP as the secondary messanger. It would also probably be secreted by the Pars Intermidis of the Pituitary gland, since that is the "master" gland...

Effects of Shoprin

1) Shoprin is a catabolic hormone, like glucagon. It stimulates gluconeogenesis, but for some reasons, inhibits fatty acid oxidation to a certain extent. I guess this is why some women despite shopping so much can still have ratios of 0.5....
Shoprin also increases the rate of the TCA cycle. This explains why women can have enless energy while shopping and never feel tired

2)Shoprin decreases sensitivity of the sensory nerve fibres from the lower limb. This explains why women can wear heels and yet walk 6 levels of a shopping mall for over 6 hours without ever getting sore feet.....

3)Shoprin has a widespread sympathetic like effect on the body. There is dilation of the pupils and increased blood flow to the visual cortex in the thalamus of the brain. This explains how women can spot a tiny "SALE 50% Off" sign a 1000 metres away...

Regulation and Control of the Shoprin Hormone

The Shoprin hormone will be regulated by another new hormone, SRH(Shoprin Releasing Hormone), which is secreted by a special part of the hypothalamus, called the Shopping Centre. This part of the hypothalamus, the Shopping Centre(SC), recieves deviant afferent fibres from the optic nerve. Hence, even before a women even noes she has seen something she likes, the SC would have already started secreting SRH......

Other than SRH, Shoprin is also stimulated by Cortisol. This explains why women, when they get stressed(stress releases cortisol), need retail therapy.

Shoprin only has one feeback loop, that is Shoprin exerts a postive feedback on SRH, causing more SRH to be released. Hence the loop builds onto itself continuosly, until the effect known as "Shoprin Escape" can occur. The phenomenen is not well known, but it happens around the time a woman runs out of money and/or usable credit cards.....

This theory is in its infantile stages and research work is still in its preliminary stage. However, our dear Dr(to-be) Bong has found himself a subject, Ms Foxtrot Lima(not her real name), to follow around countless shopping malls and streets and to observe her behavioural patterns during the "Shoprin Crisis"(when shoprin secretion is escalating exponantially). Ahh the brave things that my collegue does in the name of medical science.....

Hell! I'm excited man...not because exams are coming up in less than a month time, not because I'm finishing yr1 in a months time, and definately not because a pretty girl is in front of me!

Its because the F1 SEASON is starting soon! Its gonna start in Bahrain with a BANG man! Check out Mclaren's new car man..it looks ugly without West's logo on it..but who cares? haha...I hope they are going to win!


Woo...what a rush..I apologize if you guys don't know what the hell I am talking about..but try to look from the point of a adrenaline junkie...I like fast stuff...cars...planes..I'm a sucker for them man..but..no bungee jumping for me..haha...I like speed...horizontal speed...not..vertical and I don't need 9.81ms-2 acceleration

Right..enough shit bout F1. Bo and I went to watch Munich today man..good show..makes you think... There was this scene where an Arab was talking to one of the Isralies about his ideals and vision. And if this was really a true exchange...what struck me most was that the Arab believed in what he was doing and was willing to sacrifice everything for it. I'm impressed. But what he mentioned later was rather scary. He mentioned that Jews and Arabs will have children and they will wait for 100 years or more and one day they will make it.

Are these the things terrorist are thinking about? IRA? PLO? Al Queda? Shit man.... I hope not..

The day about Shoppin

One day, 3 geniuses sat down around a table and started discussing about their sad life. Guess who these 3 geniuses are? They are no other than TUCK, SOM, BONG! Half way though the conversation, TUCK suddenly sat up and shouted, ‘Eureka’ (no worries, we weren’t in a pool pub and no water wasn’t overflowing and no TUCK wasn’t naked and there were no tents, no mountain, no campfire, and there are 3 of us. )

Tuck: I might have found the reason why gals like to shop sooooooo much! It must be because of a hormone or a regulating factor

Bong: What could it be? Their behaviour seems sooooo compulsive and it seems to affect them in so many ways, but sometimes they are sooo against shopping. Must be due to some stress, amount of money they have and some other reasons

Som: I think we should give the hormone a name and work from there, why not we call it ShopaNova? Since it gives them such a humongous temptation just to start shopping?

Bong: Should end it with like ‘in’, why not we call it Shoppin?

Tuck and Som: Right!

(This scene shows something, guys come to a decision fast unlike our fickle minded derivatives of man or males = woman, female. Or you could say…simple minded are we? haha)

Bong: Shoppin Releasing Hormone, positive feedback mechanisms

Som: I think its controlled by a inhibiting hormone, you know, its like you remove the inhibition, then retail madness starts man and they go savage man…preying on those items in the shopping mall. I think it causes a disease too man..its called ‘Shopping Complex’ it gives a multitude of problems both physically and psychologically. We should get some of these gals and cut their pituitary stalk and check it out man..see if its really from the hypothalamus shopping centre! And perhaps its released from the pars intermedialis?!!! Incredible isn’t it?

Tuck: Right right… (Amazed at how his discovery made such progress in a short while)

Bong: We should refine this postulation fast and then publish it so we can WIN A NOBEL PRICE!

Som: Yeah..like those biochem tutors we have..always talking bout NOBEL PRICE! Woo..dreaming day and night that they will be winning one..guess we won’t hafta make a disease for that..cuz they already have it..its called psychosis. HAHA

End…we will keep you buggers updated about our research, if you people think why I said soooo much in the coversation, its because I made up some of it. And since its my post, I'll make myself look smarter..although I'm the most stupid one among all my peers! And thats true!! HAHA...Shit..I'm proud of it..

Actually we have some early observations by tagging Brenda, Fiona and Serene around Suntec yesterday... Good aren't we? HAHA.. You gals ROCK! Don't worries...your pituitary glands are safe in your sella turcicas. Can take a MRI to confirm it... No guarantees..
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Informal Disclaimer!! Please read!!
If some of you are unhappy with how I use some terms..just tell me man..especially psychosis…to all those people who have psychosis, I hope you all don’t take things too hard. We are trying to have some fun here.

The 30-sec Rule

Arghh one of my friends tagged me wif this survey like thingie... seems like these tagging people thing is getting quite popular man...

Well since CAs are over and ive got some free time and im damn boh liao.....

Rules: Bold the following that are true about you, italicize things you wish were true, add one true thing about you, and then tag five more people.

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days.
I love olives.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies.(come on man which guy hasnt?;p)
I have been in a threesome.

I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now. (we all do man... we all do...)
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I know how to cornrow.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.

I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in (a) God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I currently like someone.(ooohhh.... Um Um.....)
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn. (A LOT.....)
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.

I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbour or chum.
I enjoy some country music.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I watch soap operas whenever I can.
I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I like surveys/memes.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obsessed with guys.
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
I believe in prophetic dreams.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient on a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went to college out of state.
I am adopted.
I like sausage.
I am a pyro. (Zhng my lighter!!!)
I love the Red Sox.
I have thrown up from crying too much. (or the other way round)
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colors.
I love Dear Abby.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I think school is awesome.
I think pigtails serve a purpose.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
I think John Cusack is adorable.
I f**king hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays
I watch Food Network way too much.
I love coaching youth sports.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.

I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I would not be friends if they weren't family.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I love vaginas.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know who Santos L. Halper is.
I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
I love wrestling.
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is. <- I only know what it is :) I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I'm an artist.
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
I have an unhealthy Taco Bell obsession.
I have had a crush on a cartoon character when I was a kid.
I have spent more on anime and manga than many spend on computers or other high end products.
I only clean my room when neccesary.
Weight is my enemy!
I'm a serious chocoholic.
I absolutely adore animals.
I love surprises.
I love to be seen.
I often act without feeling for people.
I like arguing for the sake of arguing.

I think most girls look better with spectacles

Tag 5 more people:

Xy
Leo
JP
WY
Serene

Man to be honest i dont really understand a lot of the statements.... the list must have been passed thru quite some ang mohs man......

Lesion of the Femoral and Sciatic Nerve

Woo seems like this lame joke has been starting to spread around Med Faq... well don't worry! Don't be caught unprepared. Here are the answers to the lame questions that someone might ask u....

What is Happy's Sirname?
Ans: Lee
Cos Happily what....

What is Happy's Occupation?
Ans:Nurse
Cos Happiness....

What is Happy's Favourite Food?
Ans: Happy Meal....

Where does Happy like to go to?
Ans:Lucky
Cos Happy go Lucky......

Ok i think there may be more.... but i cant remember them for now.... besides... i think those 4 are enuff to cause your abu nene muscle to start spasming like crazy.... ok better go study liao man.... all you dudes good luck for the CAs!!

Angel from my Nightmares

Spent the entire day studying in the libs today wif my 2 brudders.... realised that i covered a hell lot more then what i could have covered if i had stayed at home.... too many distractions at home liao man... well not that there aren't any distractions in the med library either ^_^

Lol i realised that all my favourite songs seem to be morbid/depressing love songs... like "I Miss You" from Blink 182, "Yellow" by Coldplay, "Iris" by Goo Goo Dolls..... man i must be some masochist or something....

But then again i think it's impossible for love to exist without pain.... it's kind of like ying and yang man... there more you love something, the more pain it gives you. And this doesn't even have to apply to people. For example, if you were to go scratch Prof Samual Tay's Beloved Alfa Romeo..... Woo now thats going to be what i called refered pain man....

Save me from myself

Lol was studying in the library today when someone's phone started blaring some chinese mp3 ringtone, so i looked up to see which bugger forgot to put his phone to silent mode.... and guess what.... it was an Indian who picked up the phone.... haha.....(ok i'm not saying that an Indian cant have a chinese mp3 for a ringtone.... it's just kinda unusual)

Arghh CAs in 3 days time man... can't wait for it to be over... then can at least relax for a few days b4 starting for Pros revison....

So i look in your direction,

But you pay me no attention

Is this my final chance

Of getting you?

Hello Mr Anderson......

Got this link from one of my friends blog today.... its a couple of philosophical articles about the matrix trilogy.... a must read if you're a fan of the trilogy or just interested in philosophy discussions..... kind of heavy but incredibly interesting nonetheless

http://wylfing.net/essays/index.html

Warning: If your're a very devout Christian or Catholic you might be offended by some parts of the articles... it attempts to draw out certain parallels b/w Chritianity and eastern mythical religions... and it also interprets the bible quite differently... yeah so just a caveat emptor...

Comfort of Darkness

There's a saying that to be able to lie effectively, you got to be able to lie to yourself 1st. And if you watched the episode of desperate housewives where George the pharmacist takes the Lie detector test, i'm sure you'll agree with me=p

After all if u can decieve yourself, the one person who definitely noes the truth, then smoking other people shouldn't be a problem liao right?^_^

When someone becomes unusually happy, it could mean 2 things. 1stly, of cos is that the person has something to be genuinely happy about. Or secondly, it could be the calm before a storm man....

Its like when someone receives some bad news, the mind goes into some kind of overcompensatory overdrive, and the person starts to become unusually cheerful all the time.... but as they say, the higher u climb, the harder u fall man....

Self-decievement, while it sounds kinda wrong and escapist, really does work pretty well...... well at least while it lasts.....

Death Cab for Cutie - Marching bands of Manhatten

Sorrow drips into your heart

Through a pinhole

Just like a faucet that leaks

and there is comfort in the sound

But while you debate

half empty or half full

It slowly rises

Your love is gonna drown....

So the longer the self decievement lasts.... the worse its gonna be when the truth finally hits you....

Hmm wonder who i'm talking about man..... wah so Um Um haha..... just like the cone of light on the tympanic membrane right?;pp

Random thoughts

Lol was msn-ing wif an old fren of mine today about his progress in chasing some girl in his hall=p, and he mentioned something that i think is really true...

"Haha chio girl can afford to be dao what"

Of cos, i'm not saying that all chio girls are dao, but i guess it does makes plenty of sense right. I mean if you're chio/yandao even if u don't socialise much most people will still attempt to get to noe you better....

However, if you an ugly or below average looking bugger, then if you're you not particularly frenly.... most people aren't gonna make the effort to get to noe you better....

Haha and you noe about the chinese saying "zhong se qing you"? Well i think that most people are definitely guilty of that man.... just look at one of my brothers man..... he's officially out of the circle liao haha......

Man i noe most people take it for granted but frenships can be really hard to maintain man..... esp if your frens are attached=p
Its like you can noe a person for like a decade, and yet never be really close to him/her.

Anyway true frenships take many years to nuture man..... not to mention the effort to maintain it haha(esp if the 2 of you are like in diff schs or even worse diff countries haha), but hey man if u can find a few suck cock buddies who will stick thru wif u thick or thin for the rest of your life.... then it'll be worth it=)