Friday, October 28, 2005

Teh wah ji orh orh chi peng(that's come to the dark side in hokkien btw...)

Lol seems like my 2 brudders have started a blog war..... on the same blog!! wah not bad man..... ok lah this is good stuff man.... now i'll have more crap to read liao haha.....

You know, most girls always act damn innocent one..... but seriously i think most of them are like damn corrupted one, especially girls from single-sex secondary schools.....
Like today i was talking to Serene.... then i was like telling her about Sua-Song-Nem(thats french for 69 btw), then she was like wondering about why the number 69 for a while.... then after that she started laughing like mad... tsk tsk RGS girls...... haiyahz.......

I seriously think like at least 70% of girls above 18 have all seen porn before at least once man.... i mean come on lah.... im sure there must have been at least once where you give in to curiousity man... and like nowadays with the internet its so easy....

Then i also seriously think its not good to be too innocent lah.... then especially if you're like gonna be a doctor next time.... you will see all kinds of weird kinky shit one man.... like for example you will see people coming into the A&E department with all kinds of weird phallic objects shoved up all the different holes you can imagine.....

Then if the girl is too innocent its like guys might try to take advantage of her lorh..... sometimes i really think it's good for girls to know some basic self defense... or better still.... carry around a can of mace or pepper spray with them...

And why issit that during those self defense classes for women they always teach the girls to go for the guys nuts? Ok lah i noe its the most vulnerable place in a man.... and hitting that place with all your might will probably drive your assailant to the ground from the sheer pain AND referred pain from his jewels...

But come on man im sure we guys noe how vulnerable we are there man..... its like 2 little organs just dangling outside.... just protected by a thin layer of wrinkly skin(ok i noe there are 3 layers of fascia but lets just keep that aside for now shall we=p)
Then you know the other organ that lies anterior to the testes.... now that organ really reminds you how vulnerable you are down there man.... it moves, it has a mind of its own...... ermm ok too much info haha

So unless your assailant has got groin abrasion and he's moving towards you with his legs split apart i don't think its gonna be that easy to hit him there...and im pretty sure the guy will prob noe that the 1st place you gonna go for is there man.... guys are always constantly being reminded about how vulnerable they are down there... esp if its their bdae;p

Haha ok shit now all you peeps noe what a sick perverted person i am..... oh well i guess its gonna happen sooner or later so we might as well get it over with^_^

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Ah~Pek Speaks Out!

Stress, a mentally or emotionally disruptive or upsetting condition occurring in response to adverse external influences (ergo MUGGING) and capable of affecting physical health, usually characterized by increased heart rate, a rise in blood pressure, muscular tension, irritability, and depression.

I'd like to acknowledge that each individual has his/her own unique way of dealing with stress; whether or not society condones/condemns it is of relevant interest. In our hectic study environment, we often have unforgettable opportunities to witness how NOT to dispel one's stress.

Below is Leo's (SIR!) dangerous dabble into the 'dark side' (i.e. Donch mess with the Ah~Pek! Scully ahbunene lai zao ni suan zang!) during the Serpant man's lecture (which was damn out of point by the way):

Please note that this is NOT THE WAY TO RELIEVE STRESS, ESPECIALLY IF IT TARGETS ONE'S FRIENDS! What f*** LJ 6-headed dragon wah lau! Homer would've flipped if he knew his beloved dragon cum whirl (not WORLD) pool episode kena twisted until it ends up on a vulgar piece of scrap paper! Eyes kena mak chiam looking at it piang man... =P

I am NOT a slut! Blog wars has started SIR! Hahaha... We are too free man... What happened to CA fervour?

Taunting

As I was sitting in LT29 listening to dear serpent man talking about how adam conquered the world and the serpent being the stupid murmurings in the background. I can't help but take out a piece of rough paper and start scribbling. Of course, I was just trying to irritate dear JP who is sitting next to me. Well, some of us already know what the hell I wrote on that piece of paper and guess what? He said he is waging a blog war on TUCKSOMBONG? Com'on thats ridiculous, don't bring domestic affairs (he is part of the old man association) to the public! JP, what have you learnt in the army man??

Well, when he told me that, I can't help but think *sniggering to myself* 'who are you to wage war with me man? You are not There YET!'. 'You got a lot to catch up man, oh! so old young man.' Ah...I'm sure my dear friend who is reading this must be boiling at this stage. But whats the best part? He started writing some crap on a piece of paper, lau...no originality lehz..go to the white board and write la..JP...BOOO!!

Frankly, my dear friend is too smart for his own gd la, study too much alr, he needs a break...maybe I can give him some ahem therapy...ok ok... And eh..JP, next time want to suan me..don't act innocent la..u know that my thing starts at 3.15pm today right? then still say until like that? HUH?? I know you first group la..gd gd....never mind..someday..wait a minute...maybe never la..I'll always be at the back...SHIT..ok..too much crap now...mug too much..can't think coherently..thats it..

JP is a slut....

I sense a great disturbance in the force.....

Was reading thru guyton today evening when i realised..... wah they really did a hell lot of experiments on dogs(why dogs? why not monkey?)..... and some of them are really quite cruel sounding.... like there's one where they bleed a dog to death and measure its BP lvls as it goes into shock....

Oh well i guess sacrifices have to be made in the name of medical science.... so that we can better understand our own physiology and in so doing hope to be able to treat diseases batter....

Heard this question from someone today...and thought it was rather funny(but also quite true actually).... Lets say you have this couple where the guy is damn tall, and the girl is like quite short also. So the girl will be below the shoulder height of the guy by quite a bit....

So like how do they kiss man? So does the guy have to like bend over like crazy.... and the girl has to tiptoe quite a bit also issit? I mean won't the guy get back pain and the girl get calf pain..... haha ok i noe kinda out of point but sorry man.... it's late at night and you know what happens at night man=p

Wednesday, October 26, 2005


Extra Extra! Read all about it!!

You know,i think humans generally speaking..... are damn bored creatures man. You know, whenever you walk past newstands, you always see all those tabloid newspapers... like dunno what National Enquirer.... or Star news.... and there are people that actually but these papers man!
So you have all these people who love reading about the lives of all these celebrities.... feeding off every detail...

But seriously man, seems like almost everyone loves a scandal man. You know why? Cos even if there isn't a scandel, people will go create one! It's like if a guy is always hanging around with some girl(or vice versa), suddenly it automatically means that they're interested in each other??

Then you always have these people going around and asking you about your um-um stuff..... its always like "So....... (insert name)......... are you interested in anybody? Tell me lah..... maybe i can help you to get to know her......"

And what's with trying to help to pair up people to form couples man? Ok lah i guess its because lots of people wanna play God. After all, wasn't God the 1st matchmaker?

God to Adam: Here you go Adam. I've made you a woman called Eve out of one of your ribs.

Oh well..... thank goodness im still pretty clean of scandals.... tsk tsk all of u all arh....

Sighz better finish the really really nice tuna sandwich that YP made for me and get back to my physio resp tut....
btw thanks man yp! you rulez!!=D I owe you breakfast one of these days....







Tuesday, October 25, 2005

What IF......

You know.... whenever things in life don't go your way.... do you ever get that lingering feeling of what if? You know, the thought that if you had done things differently, would the outcome have changed?

I know i get that feeling sometimes.... but seriously its damn bad.... all it does is leaves you with a bitter taste of regret.... cos whats past is past man... you cant change it....
But frankly speaking.... a lot of things in our life is out of our control man.... its like... a lot of things in life are like.... fated.....

Imagine a guy who gets knocked down by a car while crossing the road. If he had left his house 1 min later or earlier.... he would still be alive man..... He could have forgotten to take something on his way out... so he would have to go back and take it.... and he would still be alive!! But he just had to leave the house at that exact time......

If you're lucky you can end up doing the right thing, at the right place, at the right time.
On the other hand, if your damn unlucky(like me), you can end up doing the wrong thing, at the wrong place, at the wrong time=(

I used to wonder what would have happened if i had studied harder for my O lvls... would i have been able to get into RJ? would i have gotten into medicine on my 1st try? or would i not have gotten into med at all??

But if there's one thing i learnt from watching Back to the Future(you know that 80s movie with Micheal J Fox in it....), its that changing the past can have serious repercussions on the future man.... so you should always be careful for what you wish for...=p

So actually now that i look back.... i wouldnt want to change a thing in my past man..... cos what matters is that i finally got into medicine.... and thats like a life's dream come true...
No offense to most of you buggers out there... but seriously you people will never appreciate something until you've lost it man..... but then again its only human nature to "Bu jian guan chai bu liu lei"(only cry when you see the coffin)......

Friday, October 21, 2005

WUSS

I really gotta thank the dick who came up with the 7 day week and made saturday and sunday the weekends so we get some rest. But then again, I guess he must have been some workaholic cause he made only 2 days of rest.

Well, if I were him like hell millions of years ago...I would have made my week 3 days and a 4 day weekend!! HAHA...and why do I say this? Cause I got a stupid biochem test that I HAVE NOT STUDIED FOR!!! Ok..lets get back to whatever I want to say...

Oh...I was at the void deck of my block (duhz..) and waiting for the lift to come down (I wonder when are they gonna change the ancient 20+ years lift) so it took quite sometime for it to come down from the top floor. Then, there was this boy, he was cycling around the area when he stopped near the pavillion, then I heard some shouting, taunting the boy on the bicycle for a fight or something, but I guess, the boy on the biked wuss-ed out and then cycled away after taunting them..

Well, if you think that guy on the bike is a WUSS, I think all of them are WUSS. The guy on the bike is a wuss, cuz he taunted them and ran away, the group of guys are WUSS too, cuz they can only get thier courage in a group! It means that those COCK GANGSTERS ARE STUPID WUSS!

Frankly, gangsters can only work in a group la, you know why a single individual from a gang looks so couragous even though he is alone is because he knows that his buddies are somewhere near him so he can ask for help when he is under attack. Ever wonder why Hong Kong gangster movies or tv serials never feature thier gangsters alone? This explains why la..they are all CHICKENs...

Ok..thats enough...I'm talking cock again... I just know that gangsters got short cremaster muscles la...and thier balls are like 2. So...next time u see them, challenge them to a 1 to 1. I'm sure..they will run away...

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Not had time to post my 'Sleepers Hall of Fame' yet haha, although I finally got enough material to showcase. ;)

Anyway think my fever's finally gotten to my brain lol... Whole day was kind of 'off', worse than yesterday in fact. Yet for some insane reason I'm in an extremely high mood now, just by driving mum's car and listening to Grease (yeah I'm an oldies man!)

Next time you see some kid moving and lip synching to some unheard tune behind the wheel, that's moi haha... Which brings to mind these cool videos my friends showed me from the web, of these clowns 'singing' out entire songs. Check this site out, it's of one cool dude synching that Romanian song heh:

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/dudelipsync.html

Newae I better head off now, my adrenaline/epinephrine levels are waning... Silly nasal cavity's superior conchae olfactory epithelium is drowning me in mucous!

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Funny Monster sounds.....

Man its like more and more people are falling sick man..... seems like some super flu bug is being transmitted inside LT 29... oh well hopefully 2 yrs in tekong would have given me more lymphocyte memory cells.....

Anyway.. here's what i always tell my recruits last time whenever they report sick...

1) Drink more water
2) Drink more liang teh / herbal tea
3) Eat more vitamin C...

Sighz seems like the stress is getting to everyone man... i think everyone is like getting stress induced immunodeficiency(read this from da wenyangs blog lol)..... sighz dont stress so much man.... must chillax (chillax = chill + relax) once in a while... if not halfway will have no petrol one...

Oh man next week got biochem FA man... wah its gonna be a killer.... Combined metabolism, DNA and detox.... i think im gonna be bald by next week.... lol ok ok must relac... should follow my own advice haha....

Lolz.... sometimes i think some of the people around me are too inhibitive on themselves man... its like you wanna do something.... but due to certain reasons/circumstances or maybe just the overwhelming power of logic... you don't end up doing it..

Its damn bad for health man.... if u keep restraining yourself in that way.... its like one day you'll prob end up going kee siao like me.... then while you're studying halfway you'll start laughing to yourself for no reason....

So if there's something that you've been wanting to do for a long time.... go do it.... as long as its not something bad lah haha.... carpe diem dudes... sieze the day.... don't live your life with regrets....

Monday, October 17, 2005

Sympathetic pathways......

Lol man i think i'm screwed.... i discovered today during my physio lab that my BP is a whopping (and also kinda weird) 140/60.... oh man i cant be hypertensive at 21 lol.... hmm maybe its just white coat hypertension.... but then again last time while i was a medic(and also fatter) i never had such a high BP b4..

Aiyah i know why liao lah..... it's because the girl taking my blood pressure was damn chio... Hehehehe.....


Haha popped by my frens hall today while jogging and had an interesting conversation wif him.....

My friend: Bobo... i think im getting withdrawal symptoms....

Me:Why.... when was the last time u drank man.... (my fren is a chronic alcoholic u see)

My friend: Its not alcohol....

Me: Ok........ lemme rephrase that.... when was the last time you saw her?:p

My Friend: Ermmm... 45 mins ago??

Me:..............

Love does crazy shit to a person man.....

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Interesting news......

Was flipping thru the straits times today(15 oct) when i chanced upon this pretty interesting article(Saturday portion, pg S9) about people proselytising(preaching one's religion) in Schools, Public institutions and even Hospitals.
Basically it talks about teacher/doctors trying to convert their students/patients to christianity...
I think it's quite a good read... regardless of whether you're Christian/Catholic, freethinker, or non-christian......

I would have wanted to post the link to the online version of the article..... but apprently u need to subscribe(pay) to view the online version of the straits times at ST Interactive..... lol wdh....

Friday, October 14, 2005

Its been a week since I sent my camera for servicing and its not back yet. Looks like what the lady over at the counter at Olympus faked me. I'm gonna get her when I go back there to pick up my camera.

This week was a good week I guess, although I'm a little messed up with my work, but when I was on the bus back today. I felt a sudden calm, a sudden feeling that I might have just sorted myself out! I know you people must be thinking, "How come this cock has so many problems? What the hell is he always thinking about?" The answer from me is that I DON'T KNOW! Its just me.

Oh...you know for the past 2 weeks, I think my dear OG mates must have heard me telling them to 'give in to thier temptations', I didn't really meant it in a bad way... I've realised that my friends around me are getting hell constipated, no, not because they can't shit, but because they didn't manage to do certain things because thier logic overruled thier instincts. I feel that for somethings in life, follow your heart. Let your heart run your mind, I'm not telling all you buggers not to put logic into your decisions, but hey, give your brain a break, let your heart take over...

Go crazy, burp, snort(yes...serene and fiona, SNORT), be stupid, be childish, etc. Its good for health to have a release. Try it someday, but too much is bad..as in my case! haha.. Next time, you feel that you want to use your logic to decide on something that your heart should decide for you. Hold your hand over the chest region above your heart(I know I'm a med student, but..layman's english I guesS) to remind yourself what you should be doing. It sounds stupid..but hey..it works...

Good Day!!

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Down Under

Woo..nose block, sore throat, cough, diahorrea...what a week man...I'm sick again. I can't believe it, I guess its the lack of exercise and the lack of sleep! Ah...I think people think I'm damm grouchy these few days, and thats why I'm must apologise! I think its just the body's natural reaction to get pissed...when u have a lack of sleep!

Ok man..my brain isn't kinda working today..so..just leave you with some gd stuff...check this site out man
http://intl.bmwfilms.com/clap.asp?template=archive&country=indiajapan&film=star The video is damm cool! Must check it out man!

Alright, a Song By Oasis to sing to when you are pissed or feeling horrible!

Wonderwall
Oasis
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you shoulda somehow realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
Back beat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how
Because maybeYou're gonna be the one that saves me
And after allYou're my wonderwall
Today was gonna be the day but they'll never throw it back to you

Heaven in a bottle.....

Lol was on my way back from KE study hall when i passed by the vending machine and decided to indulge in a can of coke.... haha it may not seem like much to most of you buggers but coke has always had a soothing effect on me=p....reminds me of the days when you're out in the forest, sweaty, dirty and tired.... and suddenly someone gives you a COLD can of coke....
Then like suddenly like for 5 mins...... you're on cloud nine man...... and you forget about what a shithole you're in.....

And man i realised again today that i have a tendency to mumble a lot of weird shit and say a lot of "off" stuff when i'm tired...... so next time if you buggers see that i'm like damn shack and im starting to say a lot of irrelevant stuff.... pls do me a favour and just ask me to shaddup haha.....

Ok back to learning Travis's "Why does it always rain on me"........

Monday, October 10, 2005

I lost it!

Friends of mine, I think I've just lost it man. I've lost the self-motivation to study hard, studying is no longer enjoyable as I have felt when I first started university. Now, its just the pure fear of not being able to catch up that is spurring me to study even harder!

Hai, it seems more and more to me that, lecturers are oblivious that we have other subjects to juggle in addition to whatever they are teaching right now. Scheduling stupid tests here and there doesn't really help but kills us! Argg!!!

This weeks is highly depressing man! Can't do anything fun! I'm like at the studying table, reading thru stupid notes and textbooks. I guess, the affair with Keith, Guyton and Marks is taking its toil. I have too many commitments! Eh..stupid buggers trying to fight for my time every night. See, I'm highly popular. Woops..showing a narcissistic side of me again. I guess, this should be enough to make me feel better.

Ahh.....Yes...*fading into the background*

Sunday, October 09, 2005

An uplifiting song for depressing times.....

New Radicals - You only get what you give

Wake up kids we've got the dreamers disease
Age 14 we got you down on your knees
So polite, you're busy still saying please

Fri-enemies, who when you're down ain't your friend
Every night we smash their Mercedes-Benz
First we run and then we laugh till we cry

But when the night is falling
and you cannot find the light
If you feel your dreams are dying
Hold tight

[chorus]
You've got the music in you
Don't let go
You've got the music in you
One dance left
This world is gonna pull through
Don't give up
You've got a reason to live
Can't forget
You only get what you give

Four a.m. we ran a miracle mile
we're flat broke but hey we do it in style
The bad rich God's flying in for your trial

But when the night is falling
and you cannot find a friend
You feel your tree is breaking
Just then


[chorus]

This whole damn world can fall apart
You'll be ok follow your heart
You're in harms way I'm right behind
Now say youre mine

[chorus]

Fly...... high.......
What's real can't die
You only get what you give
You only get what you give
Don't give up
Just dont be afraid to leave

Such a pity that the New Radicals are now defunct........

Saturday, October 08, 2005

National Slavery.......


Lol just came back from my unit (thats Pulau Tekong Medical Centre btw) BBQ at East Coast Park.... i think it was really great that they invited all the ORD personal back.... can see like so many generations of Tekong medics... all my former partners in crime...

Lol hanging out with all those jokers really brought back a lot of memories man... now that i think back, i realised that NS is not that bad after all lah. I mean when you're serving it people always bitch about their vocations and their units and their superiors and occifers..... but now that you're over and done with it.... you sort of yearn for the simpler times back then lol....

I mean sure you get screwed by your superiors all the time.... and u always get arrowed to do all kinds of lame/stupid/xtra "Sai Kang" to do...... but at the end of the day you just do your job well and go back to your bunk to sleep at night.... then weekend go home and enjoy....
Of cos the best thing about NS is no more studying man... its like 2 yrs of "Excuse Brain"...... of cos thats the reason why im like so damn dumb/stupid now..... brain damn rusty liao...
The worst part of NS..... people always say.... is that got no girls;p Haha well actually now that i think about it girls can be a lot of trouble too;p

Then like people always say that NS screws up relationships..... ok lah personally i cant speak for that cos ive never been attached b4 but yah lah when you're in the army u always see your campmates getting dumped by their GF's....
But then again i also have frens that managed to maintain their relationships throughout NS, who say that it's not the fault of NS that so many couples break up.... its more like both parties never comit enuff to the relationship.....

Haha now that i think about it... i'm quite glad i ended up as a tekong medic.... ok larh everyday you have to take care of 200-300 plus report sick recruits.... then because its a 24hr emdical centre got hell lot of duty to do every month.... then every few months will have some guy die on the island.... then have investigation..... not to mention the fact that the medical centre is damn freaking haunted....
But at the end of the day i guess i feel that i actually did something meaningful and different with those 2 and a half years.... something that i would never have been able to do outside of NS... like i got to strip and slap guys.... and shove phallic objects up their asses.... even leonard got to learn how to be a terrorist courtesy of SAF... can learn how to blow up buildings.....

If i ended up with some cushy 9 - 5 desk job... i guess personally i would feel as if i had wasted 2 and a half years of my life.... i mean i had frens who were clerks and for 2yrs they just go to camp and play warcraft 3 all day long..... i mean during NS you'll be like damn happy larh.... but after that its like 2yrs of your life down the drain....

But at the end of the day.... the best thing about NS is the guys u meet lah.... the people who get screwed together with you... then u get to see who are the selfish people who only care about themselves.... and who are the people that will watch your back.... haha ok i guess thats enuff remniscing about simpler times.... better get back to anat before people start thinking ive been brainwashed by MINDEF lol....


PTMC!! --> We keep every mother's son safe and alive!!

Crescendo medics!! (JENNY......)

Richard is so funny.....

Lol was reading snell when i chanced upon this paragraph..... which i tot was rather funny.... i guess when you're writing a textbook and you're damn bored u tend to have a tendency to spice it up;p

Functions of the Diaphragm
Muscle of abdominal straining: Its contration aids that of the muscles of the anterior abdominal wall in raising the inta-abdominal pressure to evacuate the pelvic contents(eg defacation). This mechanism is furthur aided by the person taking a deep breath and closing the glotis of the larynx.
The diaphragm is unable to rise because of the air trapped in the repirtory tract. Once in a while, air is allowed to escape, producing a grunting sound.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

~~~Schnappi~~~(i copied this post from myf fwen's post..so if my fwen is reading this blog..dun complain..haha)

this is a darn cute n kiddish german song..haha..can dl from this website..http://users.telenet.be/siskos/Schnappi/not/Schnappi.mp3

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.
(I am Schnappi, the little crocodile)
Komm aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil.
(I come from Egypt, directly at the Nile )

Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
(At first I laid inside an egg )
dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei
(Then schni-schna- I snatched myself free )

[Refrain]Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil
(I am Schnappi, the little crocodile )
hab scharfe Zähne, und davon ganz schön viel
(I have sharp teeth, and they are very pretty )

Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann
(I’ll snatch at you when I whenever I can snatch )
ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann
(Yes I snatch because I am so good at it )

[Refrain]Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil
(I am Schnappi, the little crocodile )
ich schnappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel
(I snatch happily, it’s my favorite game )

Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran
(I creep up to Mama and she runs )
und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann
(And shows how well I can snatch )

[Refrain]Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil
(I am Schnappi, the little crocodile )
und vom Schnappen, da krieg ich nicht zu viel
(And I cannot snatch too much at once )

Ich beiß dem Papi kurz ins Bein
(I bite Papa quickly on his leg )
und dann, dann schlaf ich einfach ein
(And then, then I simply go to sleep )

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

I Started A Joke

I reflected on what I wrote yesterday on the train ride home a while ago and it brought back memories of what I said to some of my closest friends that I had in JC. I guess that friend of mine might have forgotten bout it or perhaps have it swirling around in your subconcious mind. It was about jokers and thier lives.

Jokers bring smiles and laughs to people around them, but have you actually wondered how they actually live thier lives? Think about a handful of them such as Charlie Chaplin and Rowan Atkinson. They bring smiles and laugh to people's lives but then never happy themselves. I would say that they are private persons and mostly melancholy.

I guess that could perhaps apply to us. The reason I like to see people laugh or smile is because I know how bad is to be melancholy all the time. It really suxs, it not as if I never get happy but then its the generally feeling all the time even though I'm there crapping hard. I just like to see my friends happy la...So pardon me if you see me suddenly quieten down and then sit there alone, its just that I feel like to be left alone and think about my life. Its sad, but its just like that.

I'm just a born pessimist and I guess thats the way it is! Well, it may seem damm contradictory to me because I always give people the optimistic point of view but its never good to tell people to die when they really want to, cause life is really long and you have yet to finish walking it. Taking the short cut out really won't help! Ok..crapping now..

Well, I'm just glad that people like me for who I am and hey, no worries to the people out there man...you can still insult me cuz I take it in my stride! haha I just kinda enjoy it la...its just part and parcel of joking and it keeps me going. You happy people never know how lucky u buggers ah..

And...sorry for the emo post..I know u guys hate it..but its just a reflection man..

This is the song by Bee Gees, one of my favourite oldies band. Its great and I hell like this song! Quite relevant I guess. Talk to me still...

I Started A Joke (Bee Gees)
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said. '
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was one me.

Wooo...its been quite a few days since I blogged not because I didn't want to but I was really bogged down by work, plus I feel that I didn't have anything close to my heart to write about. And that results in crap, that is happening right now!

I'm rather happy today because I got a gd anat tutor! Woo...two home runs for me so far, I hope my third tutor next year would be gd too if not better! Sorry peeps, I can't control ur cursing and swearing but I can control my joy..but nah..I'm gonna show my happiness in getting a gd tutor! haha

Ok enough crap la...eh..I just realised that in this two days, I've regained back my ability to talk lots of cock! haha..generating crap from conversations! WOOOHOO! I just love it cuz its like when I was in JC where crap just flows everyday..but of cuz you really need sabbaticals sometimes...if not u'll just burn out...

To all my friends, you shouldn't believe anything that I say most of the time cuz I'm just purely crapping until I look damm serious and I show u some indication that, 'Hey! Hey! I am so serious, that when I talk, you LISTEN!' CLEAR? Ok..gd...

Ok..enough crap..wtf..nitez and cya all u buggers soon..and pls pls make 29 Oct free...if not....

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Coldplay - The Scientist

Come up to meet you,
Tell you I'm sorry,
You don't know how lovely you are.

I had to find you,
Tell you I need you,
Tell you I set you apart.

Tell me your secrets,
And ask me your questions,
Oh, let's go back to the start.

Runnin' in circles,
Comin' up tails,
Its only science apart.

Nobody said it was easy, It's such a shame for us to part.
Nobody said it was easy, No one ever said it would be this hard...
Oh, take me back to the start.

I was just guessing,
At numbers and figures,
Pulling the puzzles apart.

Questions of science,
Science and progress,
Do not speak as loud as my heart.

Tell me you love me,
Come back and haunt me,
Oh, when I rush to the start.

Runnin' in circles,
Chasin' tails,
Comin' back as we are.

Nobody said it was easy, Oh, it's such a shame for us to part.
Nobody said it was easy, No one ever said it would be so hard.....
I'm goin' back to the start.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Life on the edge.........

Was driving back to pgp today when i saw some crazy dude in a "Mitusbishi Evo" (when i say "evo" i mean that its actually a lancer zheng(modded) until it looks like an evo.... its illegal btw... and prob done in Malaysia...) driving like some crazy maniac. He was like going at like at least 130km/h and weaving in and out of cars without signalling. Then his car was like modded wif 2 exhaust pipe then when he zhua u can like hear it from 1km away....

Sometimes i dont understand all this people man..... take all their cars go malaysia mod until power power.... then u bring back singapore... wanna zhua also at most zhua for 5 secs then reach red light liao. Then afterwards green light u zhua for another 5 secs then another red light. lol wth?!? Very fun meh? Then so jia you somemore.

Then on expressway drive fast fast change lane dowan to signal very fun meh? Ok lah maybe these people like to live life on the edge lah..... everything also must chi4 ji4 one..... actually now that i think of it humans are a rather stupid species.... its actually not just driving.....

Humans smoke cigarettes, take drugs, drink alcohol..... all of which aren't exactly terribly good for prolonging your life...... I think the best example is the Helmet law for motorcyclists. Its like u need to force motorcyclists to wear helmets, which means you're trying to protect a brain which is too dumb to know how to protect itself.

Then when u study medicine u realise that its like damn easy for people to die lorh.....its like if one enzyme in the pathway cock up then the whole pathway haywire liao....... then in anat they tell u that the shoulder joint is like actually damn weak... but even with so many factors against us and with us doing stupid stuff to outselves we still managed to survive;p

Woo while typing the above paragraph (its 2am now btw) my good fren actually called me to tell me he's no longer single liao.... haha what the hell..... ok lah im happy for him... =p

Ok my headache seems to be getting better..... guess i better go back to sleep liao.... tml still got early lessons..... gd nite all you buggers.....