TUCKSOMBONG CAR OF THE MONTH!!

Yes, being the blog that talks about anything under the sun and being avid car lovers, we definately would like to have a favourite car of the month segment in our blog. So its one car that Tuck loves it red, Bong loves it white, Medicus-Guber (freakin horrendous monikor and damm long to type with hypen inside) and I love it yellow and with a couple of decals. Can you buggers guess it? It has gotta be a bloody Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX.

I apologize that I don't know what yang and &friends like about this car; and I don't know if they like it, but who gives a damm right now after the post is up and the decision final? Absoutely nobody!

Our reasons for liking it isn't very concrete. But one thing we are really sure is that you can go around the track or road shouting 'POWer!' in this car and yes the sound of that turbo and that occasional charimastic farting when changing gears coming from under that hood is hell good enough to make your heart melt. Not to mention that it creates a hole in your pocket everytime you step on the accelerator but who gives a damm when you don't own one)

Isn't she beautiful?

I know what Bo has to say after seeing this post is that I would definately kiss my car goodnight before heading back to the bedroom to kiss my wife goodnight, well..thats not true or... I guess some girl might want to test this theory out with me? HAHA...

Alright, after sooo much shit about this car. There is just one amazing thing about this car: that is JP says that he will be buying a SGD$130 000+++ Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX with full options for each of the contributors of this blog if we all get lousier results than him. Well, for that promise, its no wonder everybody in TSB is working lesser and posting more crap on the blog. We all love JP!!

The Return Of Duck-Butt

Its been a long long long week. Last friday yours truly was awol from nus cos he was puking his guts out at home. Then came the long period of lying down in his damn bed with high fever and THEN he just had to get a sore throat and flu. Either I'm just majorly immuno-compromised or I'm just daaamn suay. Apologies to som for not heading down for k-box =P. Anyway dragged myself out of bed today for my haircut, and the first thing i hear when i step home is "Aiyah whats that duck butt doing on your forehead?" ... Thanks mom! The last i heard, she was muttering something about snipping my duck butt off when I fall asleep. Gah!!! No I will not be gracing this blog with my "duck butt" (I would but I cant find the cable that links my N90 to the damn pc =P), so you'll just hafta look on monday, if I'm well enough to drag myself to school.

Herez a cute video clip about Toilet Etiqutte. Common guys watch it! I mean there's seriously seriously nothing worse that getting beaten up when you're simply admiring the cool zipper on somebody elses pair of jeans. So remember... do NOT admire zippers when in the toilet.

WARNING: For you cao muggers out there the video is like 10mins long. so Go mugg instead.

Paulaners

Yes, Bo and I went down to Paulaners for a drink on monday. It was happy hour but we weren't really happy at that hour(shit, lame joke). And a cock up while ordering made the two of us finish a litre of beer each. Woo... not a lot but quite a fair bit to make us feel a little tipsy with an empty stomach (idiots are we). So we were there drowning our sorrows and crying out loud, causing lots of heads to turn in our direction (mostly birds) and thinking we are out of our mind. But yes, I managed to take a pic of bo. Here it is:

Only Bo could manage a smiley face when 2 guys are drinking together

Look closer, he is trying real hard after crying lots.... HAHA

Break is here le..r u feeling bored..

here's twenty things tt u can do in Singapore!!

I realised i only tried like 5-6 things listed..

So much for fun things to do!..erps..

Cheers!
Yang =)

Living the old days

Filling in the close passage that we've done in pri school is a brand new experience when you are fully grown and having acquired a different set of vocabulary. It seems that every blank can be filled up with the one word 'FUCK' or with an accompanying word. Well, I had to fill up some other blanks without fuck because it made no fucking sense. But yes, this is the close passage, hope you guys can see it!

*I apologize if any kids in primary school see this passage, its not meant for you! Go see your friendly paed for a nice injection on your buttocks. Thanks!

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Lord of the Rings Spoof

For those who haven't actually watched the spoof, enjoy man. Pardon us for linking old youtube vids, but you can't deny that they are hell gd yeah..

CD-Pro2 2



Cheers!
Yang =)

Hoot U

 

Oh no not more crap again

You noe, i've never really thought of fishing as a sport, but boy did my impression of fishing change when i realised that the Pasir Ris fishing pond next to my home actualy organises fishing competitions....

The interesting thing is not that there are like so many people milling around a pond waiting to see who can catch the biggest fish, but their announcer....

I mean this guy must have prob been a soccer comentator but somehow ended up commenting fishing competitions due to hard times.... of cos he's prob not very used to such a slow paced sport....

Good morning everyone! Welcome to our fishing competition on this bright sunny sunday morning! Allright is everybody ready? Ok on your marks, rdy, get set, CASTOFF!!

*sound of baits being flung into the pond*

*loooooong awkaward silence*

Ok ermmm.... since we're waiting for someone to reel in a catch, why don't i tell you the story of my friend Ah Beng?.......

*long boring story ensues.....*

(Participant) I've got one!!

*commentator suddenly wakes up*

OOhh lookie what we have here!! Participant number 7 has caught a beauty over there. Seems like a grouper fish! Looks like what 10, 12 pounds??

Participant 7 nervously brings his fish up to the weighing scale at the judging arena..... he looks nervous..... he wipes the sweat of his brow.... and slowly places the fish down on the scale.... the weight is..... OMG!!! ITS A 14 POUNDER!! WHAT A BEAUTY!! THE CROWD GOES WILDD!!

*snoring noises*

OH MY THATS GOING TO BE A HARD ONE TO BEAT! 14 POUNDS!! GOOAAAALLLLL!!!

(assistant) Sir this one is fishing competition..... not soccer....

(commentator)oh right right.....

Lol ok i noe this is kinda wayy over exagerated but seriously man.....the commentator was really super on form today.....

I wonder if they'll listen to my suggestion on how to make fishing competitions more exciting and increase its popularity....

Commentator: Ooh looks like participant 5 has caught something.... looks quite big.....

*rumbling noises*


OMG!! Its thar loch ness monster!! Run for your lives lads and lasses..... she's goona eat of yer!!!........

The Importance of being Towkay

TV for the win!

Okaynike first off, I've got macdonalds to say that I'm simply astounded that a blog can be worth 4k. Seriously with the amount of shit talk that goes Reebok over here, thats worth 4k? Man, we've gotta talk more crap. Hrm maybe if we casually mentioned a few brand Adidas names, we could charge for sponsortship so please do excuse me if i Creative try to up this blogs networth with the redundent inclusion of brandnames Microsoft.

I just sat through 10 Tiger Beer episodes of Prison Break and Asahi well I must say Mercedes Benz it isnt for the sqeamish, let me see, in just the first 2 episodes, theres been 2 murders and the loss of 2 toes due to a poor guy "stepping on a pair Speedo of garden sheares". Blood and murders abound, but u gotta take your hat off to the main protagonist www.tucksombong.blogspot.com who enters prison just to try and Nokia bust his brother out. No dont worry I didnt spoil the plot, thats a given right from the beginning ;P. But action and plot wise I must give it 2 thumbs up. Way up. The JianPing's Future Mega Company acting is probably www.amazon.com as good as it gets, yes its even better than House, so for all you House fans out there, once your done stoning me, go get your hands onto Prison Macdonalds Break.

By some strange twist of fate, every single episode of season 1-4 of Scrubs Ferrari has fallen into my lap. Scrubs has to be the best 30min bites of humour out there. Hey what can I say, with "Friends" being reduced to "Joey" and me being a sucker for Medical shows, what can I say? I give Scrubs 2 thumbs up, heck 2 toes up even!

P.S. Underwww.bitcomet.com no circumstance www.ares.comdoes this author condone piracy. It of course would hurt this blogs networth www.mininova.org.

Worth it?

Being the bored kid that I am when at home, I did something really bo liao and that is to go find out how much our blog is worth! Guess what? If you have done the 'how much is my blog worth' thingy about 2 months ago, it would have come up as zero, but today, at least its worth some amount of money.

Not bad, although readership is on the rise, I sincerely urge you not to read this blog too often because of many reasons.

First, its crude and ugly. Secondly, its written by a bunch of medical students who have nothing to do. Thirdly, Leonard is one of the contributors. Forthly, we are all just too shameless. Well..the list goes on and on and on. So, be persuaded, plus we don't publish anything interesting? haha Right..here is the result

My blog is worth $3,951.78.
How much is your blog worth?

Wah. I think most of you never watch this old spoof before. So here's it. Haha. Enjoy!



Cheers!
Yang =)

LEONARD IS SO 温柔 CAMPAIGN!



Yes, with the medsoc elections around the corners and with the setting up of soooo many clubs within medicine, I urge you to read through what they have to say with regards to the future of medicine, MEDSOC and these buggery clubs! But there is one thing you'll never be wrong and that is to SUPPORT the Leonard is so 温柔 CAMPAIGN.

Because although Leonard is damm 丑 but he is indeed very very very extremely FUCKING 温柔. (ok, that sounded wrong when you 想歪 but you get the idea). What are the benefits for supporting this campaign you might ask. Absolutely nothing I say but expect Leonard to treat you better than anyone else..well, that is if he can finish revising all the stuff that we have been lecturered on so far and of course the response.

Right, congratulations to Wei Xiang for making it as the Towkay of the Morning Talk Cock Gang. Take note, we are not a club, but a gang so... the only appropriate word for our chairman is Towkay(say it with me slowly, Tow-Kay). We will be paying respects to him soon at our pesudo-pinkie cutting session. This is a tradition that stems from ancient China where there are gangs running around with axes and dancing on the streets of Shanghai. We are of course just using a fake finger...DUHZ... We will be publishing our appointments and our manfiesto soon.

See you buggers at the CANTEEN... check our gang out..if you sit down within 10m of us, you're an obligate member at that moment in time. To upgrade yourself to an associate member, TOK your pinkie off infront of Wei Xiang of course. Cya..

REMEMBER...SUPPORT LEONARD!

It's a sad sad situation

Mama Robbins Chapter 6(Neoplasm) Pg 176(bottom left corner)

"There is no escape. It seems that everything one does to earn a livelihood, to subsist, or to enjoy life turns out to be illegal, immoral, or fattening, or - most disturbing - posibly carcinogenic."

Wise words from a pathologist.........

Back

Guess who is back? Yes, shameless Som is back after not posting for a bloody long hiatus. It seems to me I'm always taking long breaks from blogging to sort out my already messed up life. I guess not posting on the blog would take away some of the worries that I have. Well, guess what? My friends now know me affectionately as Wen Rou or Leonardo or whatever out there you guys call me. I love them all, for one I know that shamelessly I am the MAN out there influencing and touching the lives of all the M2s. Encouraged by Bo, I've decided once again to step into this world of blogging to continue crapping.

Life's been harsh to me, life totally suxed and yes, I took lots of drugs to make up for my lousy life and even resorted to coughing loudly in the LT to attact some attention and sympathy but guess what? Nobody cared! So true to the angsty Som, I say FUCK YOU all (I don't mean it actually).

Ok, enough of crap but since I only post crap, heres' more!

I must first welcome officially &friends for joining us. Well, I'm pretty sure you guys know why we have to add medicus-guber(what a disgusting nick), yang and &friends(strange right?) to our already popular list of contributors. Its just because Bong doesn't post and to make up for the lack of post.... Now, they posted a little too much and Tuck is on FORM...there is just too MUCH crap. Maybe we shouldn't talk too much cock to him.

I mean why read our blog? Or why read my posts, like you buggers right now.... I mean what I write leads to nowhere! Its bloody cyclical, its like you know a hamster running in a cage, Jp running on his threadmill or just shaving your pubs with a unsharpen wooden blade. Your displacement stays the same, nothing has and and ever will change! So... no...just don't read my post..

Pardon me for writing sooo much crap, its just because I have a serious lack of shows to keep my humour level up. Top gear is definately much needed and yes, if you guys are reading this entry now, pick up your phones and call me at 1900 - 69696969. People under 18 should seek parent's consent if not they will be (I'll tell you when you people under 18 call me).

You'll definately get much more satisfaction by talking to me in person. If I don't talk... I guess thats too bad and you didn't get your money's worth..

Wayward humour from Yours Truly... Presenting,

The Power of Silence!

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Indians had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Indian community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a debate with a member of the Indian community.

If the Indian won, the Indians could stay.
If the Pope won, the Indians would leave.

The Indians realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged man named Santu to represent them.

Santu asked for one addition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came.

Santu and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Santu looked back at him and raised one finger.

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.
Santu pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.
Santu pulled out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Indians can stay." An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what had happened.

The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to all religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Indian community had crowded around Santu.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Well" said Santu, "First he said to me that the Indians had three days to get out of here. I told him that none of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Indians. I let him know that we were staying right here."

"Yes, yes, and then???" asked the crowd.
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"I don't know", said Santu, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!"

Morning Talkcock Gang

Today i am pleased to announce another new organisation within the m2 batch...... the Morning Talkcock Gang!! To be honest it was oringinally supposed to be named the morning talkcock club, but after much thought i realised that "Club" sounds very snobbish exclusive and elitist.... you noe.... like Country Clubs and their 40k per yr membership fees......

So the Morning Talkcock Gang(MTG) is gonna be a group by heartlanders, for heartlanders. Because we understand that sometimes people get sick of clubbing, and all you wanna do is go to the coffeeshop to drink beer;p

So unlike a certain elitist club filled with (mostly) good looking people, our MTG has no requirements or restrictions whatsoever. As the SG pledge says, "regardless of race languange or religion", we invite anyone(male or female or bi or gay) to come join us at our morning talkcock sessions at the canteen!! All we ask is that you be able to contribute more cock to our already briming pool of cock......

So now it is my pleasure to introduce to you our Towkay.... the ever shuai and smart dean's lister Ng Weixiang!!

Now the reason he is the Towkay is not because he is damn shuai, but mostly because he almost always comes the earliest in the morning and is the 1st to colonize the usual area at the canteen. Oh and also because he has chio-est councilee among all the regular morning cocktalkers=p

So come on down in the morning(abt 45mins b4 the 1st lecture), grab a cuppa kopi or teh and join us in our morning talkcock session! Cos as i always like to say..... ""talking cock is good for health" =)

In case you are afraid that you might not have a common topic to talk cock with, do not fret! Here at the MTG anything goes....... in fact here are some examples of common talkcock topics....

1) Japanese Vs European Cars?
2)How to contain and quarantine the superspreader WY
3)What are the different hand signs for undercutting
4)The proper way of Fire Movement
5)Leo's hey hey
6)WY's um um
7)Where to find good bak ku teh
8)Does size matter?
9)Are the m1s too muggerish??

So as you can see when i say talkcock i REALLY mean talk COCK, so i'm pretty sure anyone can chup in.....

In case you're wondering, no the MTG will not be setting up a common blog, simply becos its a TALKcock gang, not a TYPEcock gang..... so all cock will be verbal in format and over a cuppa of kopi/teh.....

So come on down and join us in the mornings and always remember.....

Talking cock is good for health=)

Dilemmas



Btw the song at the end is "I will wait for you" by Connie Francis

I'm not crazy i'm just a little unwell

I dunno how pouplar it is in SG, but apparently overseas in the ang moh countries, people have a habit/tradition of taping down their wife giving birth. I mean the gift of life is a wonderful thing and all, but 20yrs down the road do people really want to look at a screaming woman undergoing an extremely painful sounding event?

And can you imagine what kind of effect the video might have on the kid 1o plus yrs down the road?

Father: Hey son, it's your 12th birthday today and we've got a surprise for you!!

*pops tape into VCR*

*video of screaming woman in an OT*

Son: OMG!! Isn't that mummy??? And what's that coming out from b/w her legs??!??!!

Father: Thats you son!

Son:OMG you mean i came out from there?!?? i tot u said the stork delivered me??? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!..........................

*sound of glass breaking*


And also here's a damn lame joke courtesy of the superspreader WY

Qns:A polar bear was fishing when he fell into the water. What happened to the polar bear?
Ans: He dissolved becos he was polar........

*angina pectoris*

The Universe has a habit of unfolding upon itself.....

Well today during malay lessons i finally found out what the damn announcement(the one which they always play on the MRT train) means.....

If you listen to the melayu portion closely there's a part that sounds alot like "similan similan similan". I used to think that the person doing the recording was just in a bad mood but apparently its saying "sembilan sembilan sembilan" which means 999, which is the number for you noe who.........

Yeah i noe i think i'm starting to grow a bit deaf haha.......

Anyway i've found a pretty interesting blog, its a foodie blog by this dude who goes about eating lots of stuff and taking pics of the food b4 blogging it down.....

So if you ever feel peckish at night and you wanna torture yourself pop down over to The travelling hungryboy.......

I noe its kinda(ok damn) belated but my DND pics are also finally up at my pic site.....

And some good news is that channel 5 is gonna start showing the really cool Prison break........

Basically its about a structural engineer Micheal Schofield who purposely comits an armed robbery to get sent to jail, so that he can rescue his brother from the death penalty....

But the cool part about the show is that this dude Mike encrypts the entire architectural plans for the prison into greek mythology drawings and gets them tatooed onto his body..... which means that his body is pretty much a map of the prison....


(courtesy of Wikipedia)

But speaking of cryptology..... here's a hidden message for anyone bored/obsessive/crazy enuff.... kudos to u if u can solve it haha....

low temeratures cause muscular spasms
and oriental forces of nature
sail along the thames river
back to from where they came

to be honest i dont have an inkling of an idea of what the hell i typed means........ do u?=p

More ACS Fun.

Now since we're on the topic of ACS and secondary school jokes, here's one that proves that ACS boys can have fun, be smart and funny at the same time. Note the following trick requires the use of a calculator. So if you dun haf one too bad =P

Hokay and so herez how the story goes (Set Calculator to Hexadecimal Mode).... an ACS boy (enter AC5) and a (enter +) hot Babe (enter BABE) decide to have fun 6 times whilst listening to this band called DC52 (enter + followed by FFFFFFDC52). As a result both of them get .... (Answer revealed when = is hit). Now the tragic couple decide that since they're both doomed, decide to go at it another 3018 times nonstop. (enter + 3018 to the last result obtained) and you can see for youself the sad but true final outcome if you dont take breaks and pace yourself.

... Mental note... do not use library comps to blog, cos people who want to use it for legitimate reasons will give you the evil eye. Back to patho... *waves*

 

I remembered this old joke from Sec. school, ironically it was a very hip teacher who told it to us. Social Studies was a blast... But readers beware, you're in for a scare. AC (I) USED to be an all boys' school (damn IB program killed what it meant to be an AC guy...), so go figure. Girls, read at your own risk, and don't complain to me your eyes kena mak chiam. For the guys, hope you enjoy this!

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Two Times Two

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A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I'm really hungry and thirsty too. It was freakin' freezing in the house so they both have an argument over who should go get the food and drink.

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After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.

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They both think for a while when the guy says, "Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in yours but you can't pee in mine".

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So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay two times two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you'll never know the depth of mine."

One Liner strikes again!!!!

TGIF!!!!!

Some much needed humour:

I don't know about you all, but sometimes when I'm down in the dumps, sometimes some well-versed self-humour is in order! Seeing I can (proudly) claim 10 years of being an ACSian, I am very comfortable bringing up good 'ole memories of the stereotyped AC boy (for those lau jiao out there, go reminisce about your Sec. school days). Enjoy, presenting 'A Letter to an AC Wannabe'...


Dear [name of a boy],

It has come to my attention that you have been selected as a potential student of ACS(I). We are indeed pleased to welcome you to our big family. However, there are a few improvements that have to be made for you to qualify to be one of us.

Firstly, your physical appearance needs alteration. According to our school's tradition, our attire includes:

1. Spiked hair
2. Pants worn on the hips
3. Almost completely hidden socks
4. Shirts not tucked in properly etc.

Furthermore, you must have bushy eyebrows and tan skin to be eligible. Thus, we would appeal that you make these changes ASAP. Secondly, other than outward appearance, what goes on inside is crucial as well. We adhere struictly to our 3 acts: Act Cool, Act Attitude and Act Poser, stressing on poser-ism as the basis of our image.

Act cool: All ACSI students are required to be adept in pretending to be cool in the way bimbos will fall for the trick, even though it is obviously not the proper definition of "cool". We do not want our students to be cool but to ACT cool. This will include mannerisms like acting nonchalant and pompous that will create the false impression that ACSI guys are indeed very desirable and good looking.

Act attitude: Due to the fact that bimbos absolutely love attitudal guys, we emphasise strongly on pretending to have attitude in our boys. You will hence have to act like a very bad person when you are in fact an insecure and deprived person.

Act poser: AS this is the trademark of our school, it will require no further explanation.

To adhere to our school's motto "The best is yet to be", we require you to stop getting good results in school especially in the area of literature, as this opposes our motto. You will hence need to go out more with bimbos, have fun, screw around and be less concerned with your studies.

Your Chinese grades need to be extremely poor and you will have to hate it a lot. In other words, you must forget all your roots and be a perfect banana. You are also required to be rich to avoid being ostracised and looked down upon in our school. More emphasis will also be put on sports to create the false impression that ACSI guys are all rounders.

We look forward to your joining our huge ACS family and we certainly do believe you have the potential, judging by your bimbo attracting qualities prevalent in all our students. We believe that with more posing, despising Chinese and acting, you can definitely be an outstanding representation of ACSI.

Yours sincerely,
Drong
Principal
Anglo-Chinese School (Independent)

You can't always get what you want

Well it's a weekday night, and sadly enuff, i'm still typing this from home..... seems like OSA has some kind of vendetta against me..... when i applied for hostel last year they already screwed me over once.... and this year.... well seeems like they're they still can't get no satisfaction...

Its kind of like everytime you go to the vending machine to buy a drink some mechanical arm pops out instead and shoves a phalic object up your arse....

But seriously speaking, i think the noise in the LT is getting from bad to worse. I think some people seem to have some kind of weird neurological problem where by if they stop speaking for 10 seconds the respiratory centre in the hypothalamus will stop firing out impulses to the intercoastal muscles and diaphragm, resulting in respiratory distress..........

I think what we need are chairs that spank you when you talk to loudly...... after all we've got 200 million bucks right? Such technology shouldn't be a problem..... of cos there'll probably be a lot of people that will make noise just for the sake of it then..... hehe.....

But anyway i was talking cock wif my bros recently, and we've realised that guys are actually a lot like the cells inside us. No not the haploid ones with tails...... i meant the immunity cells.....

So for now lets just pretend girls are antigens/pathogens.... but now that i think about it girls actually do cause many pathogenic effects on guys.... like angina pectoralis for one hahaha.....

Innate Immunity
These cells are non specific. The moment they see a foreign body they will just whack. Doesn't matter what type. All also can. Should be renamed the chee hong cells. Be especially carefull of the neutrophils, who are 1st to arrive when there is a new antigen......

Adaptive immunity
These cells require prior exposure to the antigen before they can attach to it. However, once sensitised confers lifelong immunity. However like all things in nature it is not perfect. Prolonged exposure may induce tolerance and T-cell may no longer attach itself to the antigen anymore.......

Antigen Presenting Cell
Reacts with the antigen and thus opsonises it. APC then presents the antigen to a lymphocyte. Should be renamed the Zhuo Hong Ren/Matchmaking cell......

Plasma Cell
Activated B cell. Forms incredible amounts of antibodies which it thus releases in massive amonts to attack all the antigens for which it is specific for. Could be renamed the super mega chee hong carpet bomber cell....

Natural Killer Cell
Incredibly smoooooth cell. Can react with almost all foreign cells. Has some form of inborn talent when it comes to killing pathogens. A tall dark muscular one currently seats in the middle part of LT28 near the left side...

Superantigen
Induces massive immunity reaction. Every bloody lymphocyte and leucocyte also wants to attach to it....... wonder who fits this description haha........


There's a lot more crap..... but its late and i need to go kun liao.......

Saving the World during Toilet Breaks!

I've had this nagging feeling that maybe just maybe females are the reason why this world hasnt descended into a hive of scum and villany. What is that you say? Impossible? I beg to differ! Have you ever wondered why females always go to the toilet in groups? And when they do go they seem to take like forever? And hey, I see the logic in that, crimefighting aint easy, it takes lots of time and an extra pair of eyes, arms and another deadly handbag is definately an added bonus against the forces of evil. Scoff and laugh at this if you may, but I offer irrefutable proof that our girls are actually secret heroines in disguise. Just yesterday as this intrepid reporter was leaving the med lib, he spied a lone female standing guard over what appeared to be innocent looking handbags. When questioned as to the whereabouts of her compatriots this answer was given "Oh they went to the toilet". Dubious indeed considering the female toilet in the medicine library has only 2 cubicles, far too few to account for the 5 missing girls. So what were they really doing? With their handbags of mass destruction left behind, clearly they were not doing battle against some terrible force of evil. Thus this reporter surmises they were probably out doing charitable work in some third world country. To the defenders of peace and justice I salute you!

*Note: This was done in a moment of boredom and does not truly reflect the authors opinions. Please do not use handbags of mass destruction on this author because he does not have life insurance*

Nobody Likes An Afro Man......

Afroman attacked by Pirates

Afroman attacked By Red Indians

Afroman attacked by more red indians....

Afroman attacked by cowboys also......

Afroman attacked by a Vampire couple....

Afroman attacked By O'Renji....

Even attacked by Death himself.....

But is finally saved by an Angel=p

A Few Idle Ramblings


Well it was a great D&D =P Hopefully my last if you guys know what I mean *heh heh*. Completely threw my diet off with a personal Earthquake at Swensens last night and yet Nadia says "No! You dont need to lose weight. Your the only guy i know who says that!" =P Thanks for the vote of confidence though!

Heard off the grapevine that a person I've known for years recently left our med school. Which kinda caused me to sit down and do some serious pondering *thinking is a skill which my current evolutionary stage is incapable of doing*. Why do we choose medicine? Its an often stated fact that 50% of the cohort will eventually become GPs. Do we dare face crushed hope and dreams when told we will not be able to specialise? That at the end of 10 long years we face the prospects of setting up shop and hope that people fall sick so that we might have more people visiting our clinics? A law friend of mine in UK is studying to be a medical prosecutor. When asked why she smiles and says "So I can see the look on your face when you get sued lah!". Which kinda worries me? Cos as Hoobastank says, I'm not a perfect person, and I know sooner or later I'm gonna make a booboo (self sensorship in place cos i know chiobus read this blog), and get my butt sued for some reason or another, aka the innocent act of leaving a scapel in my patient (which I hope never happens).

And yet as I type, I catch myself thinking of flipping through my mama Robbins. What makes us spend hours on end reading book after book, cramming bits of information that we might never use? At the end of the day, medicine is a calling. The study of medicine is fueled by passion, by the desire to serve. So what if I cant specialise? GPs get to see smiles on the faces of their patients, and actually spend more than 5 minutes talking to them =p. Sure its a long course, and it may take a little longer for some of us ... but as Bruce Wayne's dad said in Batman Begins "Why do we fall?" and we all echo, "So we can learn to pick ourselves up". I've done my share of falling and I daresay it isnt the end of the world for me. I've picked myself up, with the help and support of family and friends who have made m2 a nice fluffy place to roll around in. Just wanna end of by saying, if it all seems too much, just walk into any hospital and take a look around. Every single doctor there has been through what we're going through and how many professions out there grants you respect, $$$ and a warm fuzzy feeling at the same time? =P

*Bleh that was an unusual bout of sanity ... Wonder whats on HBO*

Video below is a Parody of Final Fantasy: Advent Children... if you havent watched it yet, I think I've the DVD around somewhere ...