Damn you Richard Gere

Well i'm going on a journey, but thanks to "Mr Botoxed until he looks like a Ken Doll" , i cannot buy anymore birds to free cos he bought all the 10000 birds from the market, which also resulted in a hell lot of bird s**t.......

ok can't believe that that the terminal net is so bloody slow.... at least there's free massage chairs lol....

alright cya dudes in 3 weeks.....

No More Birds?!?!?!

Haha ok so i haven't been posting for a damn long time.... that's cos ive been rotting at home doing pretty much nothing except maybe growing fat and clogging my arteries....

Well i'm using my home com for the last time for the next 25 days, cos in 4 hrs time i'll be leaving for the land where people weigh as much as a 230 horsepower outboard motor.....

Choosing music for long journeys can be such a pain... sometimes i wish i had an iPod/Creative Zen so that i could just throw my entire music library in it and not have to worry haha.....

Well here's what going to last me for the next 3 weeks....

Coldplay - Parachutes
Best album from the best band in the world....

Norah Jones - Fly away with me
The album that i always used to listen to when i was on duty in pulau tekong medical centre....

Corrinne May - Fly Away
Damn sad ... but also damn nice to listen to.....

Micheal learns to rock - Greatest Hits
My fav band when i was young haha...

Jay Chou - November's Chopin
Cos chinese should listen to chinese music (unless u wanna be a banana)

Zero 7 - Simple Things
House/Chillout music, great for long rides...

Bruce Springsteen - Greatest Hits
Cos 80s was the best era for music and cartoons.... Hoo!!

Well anyway here's some stuff to entertain yourself with when i'm gone....

Visa Bird's Commercial Parody

Sushi Mockumentary

Brainie the Pooh

Right lets see if i can get free internet at the terminal haha.....

Days of our lives..

I guess its bo's influence that I start taking sneaky pictures ever since I change to a camera phone. And since bo doesn't bring his camera around like I bring my handphone around, he isn't able to take certain sneaky pictures that I like to take. It also allows me to take some interesting pictures too! I shall just show you buggers the 'better' and less 'obscene' ones. Well, actually most of them aren't very sneaky... some are posed..Right..here goes..

Wenbo looking mental..but he is cute right? I'll prove my point in my later pics..haha

Some crap that we cook in Surfpoint lodge, Margaret River, Western Australia..Its freakin pasta with REAL SAUSAGES, and bacon..ok I must admit...the pasta is a little overkill for the sauce.. because pasta is darn cheap..

Crazy girls skating... HAHA

Hell yeah...don't you think there is actually one in every man??

Guess what? Bo talking to girls! haha...he is so pop eh? Actually these insurance buggers are a quite a nusiance sometimes..but ah..but bo attracted not ONE but two to speak to him..

Its been quite sometime since I posted something that isn't that all too short. Today, I shall attempt to post something of substantial length.

I was on the bus about 3 hours ago listening to my Mp3 player and I had some weird ideas flowing thru my head. I must confess that by the time I graduated from medical school, I would be extremely shameless and would have owe many things (i.e. MONEY, favours, etc).

Yes, shameless...its not because I want it but I guess its my parents who is making me extremely shameless. It seems that I want every darn thing in this world! Have you guys thought of it? Your parents will be saying like, I feel like getting this stuff, and when we go out shopping, your mum will be saying, 'Oh, my son actually wants it but he doesn't dare to ask!' Ok, thats a mild one.. but I think you guys know its something along that line. Oh, and I hate it when parents want to bring you out so they can show you off. I hate it when my father says oh, this is my son and yes when asked what the hell i am doing, the information voluntarily pops out from my dad's mouth, oh he is studying medicine...Ma de... And then..he will go on that fake humble shit like..oh, its what he wants to study.....Kaoz...

So, my friends, don't blame me if I tell you some shameless shit like I'm the chioest in the world. Its most probably true and trust me, you can't really dispute or deny it.

Yes, owing people stuff... I think when I graduate...I'll owe lots of money to the banks. What the hell is the government doing? Aren't they suppose to make education affordable? I doubt so man... 'No one will be deprived of an education because he/she is poor' MY ASS! I know of so many people unable to enter uni because of financial problems and I guess I'm having lots of trouble paying the school fees even I'm on loan from the bank..

I think I have to sell my ass soon.

Yo!

I guess you all must be wondering why the hell we didn't post anything for the past few weeks! I guess its because we are all staying at home and there is nothing for us to do at all and hence no motivation... Right..

Since all of us are into cars...we are into Top Gear right now..to check out some of the episodes..go to www.youtube.com and type in top gear to check it oUT and hey..there are some quotes from wikiquotE! Check it out too especially on the stig.. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Top_Gear

Some say...

Impossible Mission Force

With the recent release of MI3 and all the "TomKat"(Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes) tabloid stuff that you see in the entertainment news(LIFE section?), its hard not to notice little bits about Scientology, a religion to which Tom Cruise belongs to.

So have you ever wondered, what the hell is Scientology?

Well basically, here's a summary from everyone's favourite Wikipedia

Seventy-five million years ago, Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy which consisted of 26 stars and 76 planets including Earth, which was then known as Teegeeack. The planets were overpopulated, each having on average 178 billion people.

Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of "renegades", he defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to Xenu.

LORD XENU (Courtesy of Southpark/Comedy Central)

Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of people to paralyse them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The space planes were exact copies of Douglas DC-8s,"except the DC-8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't."

When the space planes had reached Teegeeack/Earth, the paralysed people were unloaded and stacked around the bases of volcanoes across the planet. Hydrogen bombs were lowered into the volcanoes, and all were detonated simultaneously

The now-disembodied victims' souls, which Hubbard called thetans, were blown into the air by the blast. They were captured by Xenu's forces using an "electronic ribbon" ("which also was a type of standing wave") and sucked into "vacuum zones" around the world. The hundreds of billions of captured thetans were taken to a type of cinema, where they were forced to watch a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days.

In addition to implanting new beliefs in the thetans, the images deprived them of their sense of personal identity. When the thetans left the projection areas, they started to cluster together in groups of a few thousand, having lost the ability to differentiate between each other. Each cluster of thetans gathered into one of the few remaining bodies that survived the explosion. These became what are known as body thetans, which are said to be still clinging to and adversely affecting everyone except those Scientologists who have performed the necessary steps to remove them.

Right........

Its either me or its the weather

Tell me that the weather in Singapore is hotter than before. Ever since the plan landed in Singapore and as I walk out from the plane, I could feel the heat radiating through the glass panels at the airport! I thought its the normal thyroxine produced when you are in a cold country that causes the heat but hey..its been about 2 weeks and its getting hotter and I wonder if the government is doing anything bout it?!

Hell, elections are over, if not I could ask Lee Hsien Loong why is the weather so hot and why there isn't any wind at my house!

I should write a letter to him that goes like this..

Dear Prime Minister

Congratulations! I hope you are happy with the dismal 66% majority votes you had during this elections and don't get so happy yet and celebrate with champagne splashing all over your face. I have a problem for all of Singapore minus those staying near the sea. I'm getting no wind at my house and the weather is getting hotter!

I'm glad that Singapore signed some pact about reducing emissions and I guess you could hear from miles away the cheers of tree huggers! But I'm not happy. I want to find out other than the lousy upgrading projects you have for my precinct, what are you going to help increase wind amount in my area.

And, don't label me as a typical Singaporean that only complains and doesn't provide any suggestions. Firstly, built a giant fan infront of my block. Secondly, uplift my block and shift it nearer to the sea. Thirdly, you tell me the solutions. (After all, you are paid highly a year from the taxes of the people to think of solutions for us and yes, you are elected)

Right, I hope to hear from you soon and hey...listen to me because this problem is paramount. If you think there is a problem more important that this. You have been listening to the wrong person.

Your Pal (Or you prefer Your obedient citizen a.k.a slave)
Som

NB.: Right... I know there will be a lot of people out there who thinks otherwise or disagree with what I said or think I shouldn't be showing disrespect to our Prime Minister, too bad... don't click on the comment button because you won't get anything from me..HAHA... I

HARD GAY HOOOO!!!!

If you love cock humor and can tahan "distasteful" humor, click the link below for some "So funny that you fall off your chair laughing" videos.......

HARD GAY HOOO!!!!



By the way the above toy can be bought from Amazon Japan for 599 yen....

The Little Prince







Got this link from a friends blog...... its the online version of the book "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint Exupéry. It may seem and look like a children's book to you,but don't let that fool you man.....
Like Lewis Caroll's "Alice in Wonderland", this "kiddy book" is chok full of hiddden meanings and subtle philosophical messages, which is quite incredible, considering that the book consists of only 27 short chapters and less then 100 pages....
So if you've got the time to spare(why not exams are over right?;p) you can try reading the book.... it'll prob take only about 30 mins plus......

And while you're reading that, you can try out this new site, Pandora. Its part of this new thing called the music genome project. Basically you create a radio station by keying in the name of an artist or a song that you like, and the program helps you find similar artistes and songs that match your taste.... pretty cool actually.....

Happy Labour Day(and some useless trivia)

Well well happy labour day, or in some countries, Happy May Day!. Hmm but speaking of May Day, have u ever wondered why when pilots are about to crash, they also shout May Day over the radio?

Well it turns out that when pilots or captains of vessels yell "May Day", they are actually shouting Mayday(yeah big diff i noe haha), which is derived from the french word "M'aidez",which sorta means "help me".....

Haha ok just feeling damn boh liao........